>be me>walking outside>suddenly feel something warm and mushy below my shoe>step aside and look down>it's literal shit>ew.png>about to walk off when>"wait anon">what the fuck was that>"it's me, the shit">think i'm being pranked, But dec

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Chud 08/23/26 (Sun) 01:49:11 №17342727 [Quote]

>be me
>walking outside
>suddenly feel something warm and mushy below my shoe
>step aside and look down
>it's literal shit
>ew.png
>about to walk off when
>"wait anon"
>what the fuck was that
>"it's me, the shit"
>think i'm being pranked, But decide to look down either way
>the voice was actually coming from the shit
>itslegit.png
>"anon, i am a magical shit that was laid by a yellow dog with a laptop, i managed to absorb the laptop's powers and i now posses all knowledge imaginable"
>suspicious at first, but then realize that i am literally witnessing a talking shit on the sidewalk, so anything is possible
>decide to ask question
>"shitty shitty on the floor, who's the deadest of them all?"
>the shit replies "soyjak.party"
>mfw

Chud 08/23/26 (Sun) 03:05:05 №17344080 [Quote]

>>17342727 (OP)
Kekked

Chud 08/23/26 (Sun) 03:07:04 №17344101 [Quote]

>TL:DR
>Sharty is le bad and DNB imageboard

Chud 08/23/26 (Sun) 03:08:48 №17344130 [Quote]

Kek

Chud 08/23/26 (Sun) 03:10:06 №17344150 [Quote]

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>frogswahs are such big friendless incels they resorted to talking to piles of shit
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

Chud 08/23/26 (Sun) 03:15:00 №17344218 [Quote]

made me geg