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SOYJAK STORY THREAD
NATE AND THE CASE OF THE CASE
One day, our faithful - or at least, funny - friend Nate Higgers was walking down a regular-type road in his regular-type-town-type. He was calm and felt natural, embedding himself in the pleasant atmosphere.
>Gee, this day is quite gay. Makes a guy like me glad n' gleeful. No pesky Soytan; this automatically improves the situation I'm.
Then, he happened upon a suitcase that appeared to be abandoned. He then proceeded to it, and then helmed the hefty hoarder in his hand.
>Say, I better check the contents of this case. Could be collectible, or costly!
Nate opened the suitcase, and a hefty amount of dollars flew out. He looked at the surrounding surroundings, and then picked the dollars that flew, and promptly stuffed them back in the suitcase.
>Gee, it appears I'm a glamorous little guy! Then I was only attractive, now I've elevated myself from the middle to the weal-ithy class!
>Of course, the remark about my reputation in the proverbial looks department is merely based on my experience, and what my dad Cobson told me before conking me in the head with a projectile of sorts.
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>>17340602I'm improvising this. My writing style is just akin to that, though I say I'm inspired by the dialogue of the 60s series I watch more than anything. That's the mindset I've when writing comedy dialogue
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>>17340544>If anything suspicious comes along, I'll try to act all nonchalant-like or so.Nate, as usual of most teenage boys, walked out of his house to scout pretty dames he fancies. Unfortunately, a one-sided lover of his wasn't far off from his current location.
>Boy, I'm quite jolly. Maybe my happiness will magically spawn a pretty older girl I can mingle with. Of course, after I'm married. Those are the values I carry.Then, out of the blue - at least to him, Soytan spontaneously showed herself. Nate's mood quickly shifted to a negative one, and soon he began to wince.
<Hello, Natey~~~
>Oh, brother! Sister! Cousin entrapped in several overdue court proceedings! Heavens to Betsy and all of her relatives! №17341191[Quote]
are you the guy that sounds like a vampire
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>>17341191Yes (also it's Phil Silvers)
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Bump I want to see more