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post autistic things you do sometimes
whenever i see text somewhere, whether it's an image online or irl, and i recognize the font, i'll point out what font it is

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use linux

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WAOW! A thread with potential to be aryan kino!
Sometimes i just walk around my home jumping around like a jolly nigger when i got nothing to do, or when im using the 'arty

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I like saying "media pending anporvool"

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say common internet or sharty catchphrases and soyspeak to myself irl in my head sometimes, when im alone i say it out loud
>>17339126
linux is aryan doe

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>>17339126
I use a tiling window manager

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i genuinely saw a nigga post "stimfapping" before i think anyone who does that deservers lynching

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watching engines of amtrak

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>>17339160
Just looked it up geeeeeeeeg I can only imagine how raped their brain is on drugs and the artificial dopamine porn generates

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>>17339160
I saw the word "stim" in stimfapping and immediately thought it meant stimming as in like autist hand flapping and playing with glitter slime or whatever and had no idea it had anything to do with drugs until that other anon said something and I also looked it up.

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^post autistic things you do sometimes
^whenever i see text somewhere, whether it's an image online or irl, and i recognize the font, i'll point out what font it is
>spam a silly gray man edit and a video of two multimillionaires dabbing on the bald man with glasses imageboard

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what the fuck is stim fapping?
also i guess i have an urge to recreate sounds that annoy the shit out of me

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using a site themed around soyjaks

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nigger

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whenever i see 2hu fans online talk i hear the muslim verse from all white paradise in my head

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>>17339108 (OP)
I unironically get an adrenaline high from searching for an β€˜oxxerold. I’ve sometimes been so fixated on digging up a dox that I would stay glued to my chair over 12 hours straight without eating, pissing, or shitting

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When i get excited ill start clapping and jumping extremely high Like 3-4ft+

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>>17339108 (OP)
i do pretend "takes" of various soyspeak despite nit even recording myself

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I watch logosperg shit

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i talk to myself using soyspeak

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I watch logokid videos, yk the ones that have the same sound playing but in different variations and colors, those.

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if i see a number randomly in public i'll add it up to see if it's divisible by 3

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>>17339566
Everyone in this site does this it is considered normal here

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>>17339579
Which effects are your favorite? What logo do you usually watch?

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I have a daydream which I have been playing out in my head for about 3 months now

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when listening to music i always skip to "the good part", rewind and listen to the good part several times and then go to the next song and do the same thing

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I stim by clicking my mouse unnecessarily

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I like running and skipping like a jolly fellow when I go outside

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>>17339602
I've been doing this for over 2 years

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i hit myself when listening to music

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ok

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i sperg out when i see the pullman in london victoria station

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Sometimes I touch my penis to the thought of being hung from a noose by a tranny as she spits on and humiliates me for being a chudcel with an itty bitty clitty

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I cant go 5 minutes without washing my hands they get really grimy and sticky feeling for no reason and I cannot stand it

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>>17339108 (OP)
i think about shartyspeak whenever something happens, im not autistic doe

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>>17340055
that might be OCD

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Walk on the balls of my feet

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Nothing because im typicalaryan, also the autism is no different than gender disphorsia or whatever kikes call it

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>>17340055
You should have a pack of wet wipes on your desk, i always have one so i can wipe my hands instead of getting up and going to the bathroom every 5 minutes

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>>17340071
Obsessive Coalquotting Disorder?

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>>17340111
I dont really want to regularly be having to buy wet wipes just so I can autisticly clean my hands every five minutes

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>>17339273
>stimming whilst fapping
geg

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>>17340131
wet wipes are dirt cheap and don't rape your skin out

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>>17340131
Ev&oe wet wipes are useful and you should always have them at home

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Make up imaginary admins

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>>17340155
And splinters

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>>17340149
>>17340147
the sink is right there all I have to do is get up and walk to it

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>>17340155
>>17340159
>making up imaginary admins and splinters when someone makes your clitty leak

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>>17340055
I have the same problem, but it was a lot worse when I was younger. now it's just a random occasion where overwhelming uncomfortable sticky kind of feelings on my hands that I have to immediately go wash hands to get rid of, instead of being constant

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>>17340175
>Getting up every 5 minutes to wash your hands

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>>17340175
just try out baby wipes for a day it might kill this obsession

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needing to walk in order to think about philosophy and politics

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>>17339108 (OP)
i cannot help but closing every door in my house, even when i lived at my parents i went outside in the middle of the night to make sure the garage door was closed. same with my parents, and they used to yell at me for it

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>>17339108 (OP)
whenever i make a particularly lengthy post online i read it out loud to myself for 10 minutes

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>>17340218
aryan as fuck

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>>17340208
i think everibaldi just does this and that it scientifically helps u think or something

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>>17340218
thats aryan doe aryan bulgarian prevention tech

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>>>17340175 (You)
>just try out baby wipes for a day it might kill this obsession

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>>17340218
Ev&oe keeping doors closed is aryan because thats the purpose of the doors

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>>17340218
isn't that just normal though

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>>17340230
i used to genuinely get nervous breakdowns as a kid about this, nowedays i just check every door in the appartment before i sleep

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>>17340243
Nokike is going to psyop you into buying wet wipes over a couple of cents

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>>17340191
clean your keyboard and shit mayne

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>>17340220
I do dis too

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>>17340252
it was obsessive sometimes where i used to wake up and check a specific slide door in the night or else i couldnt sleep, 2-20 times in a night
that doesnt happen anymore doe

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>>17340260
Ev&oe there is an arrow therefore i do not say this and my keyboard is clean because i have wet wipes to clean it with

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>>17340274
the slide door ticked me off because u couldnt actually see if it was closed or not, sometimes there was still a little wiggle room that you could push it for

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>>17340280
I was sarcastic or ironic o algo because I said mayne

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>>17340294
you should get those japanese sqeaky woden flors

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>>17340259
why are you shilling wet wipes this hard to me I dont trust it youre trying to get palantir nanodroidpropalyon kike technology into my hands to rat them and make them post brimstone

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When i use the toilet i cant only take off my pants because having a shirt with no pants feels so uncomfortable so i have to take off EVERYTHING to shit not piss doe

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>>17340314
marge? i just pull down my pants and hold my shirt with my chin

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>>17340306
it wasnt out of fear, because i also did it for the chicken hen gates when i was at my granny geg. i think its just OCD/tism

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>>17340314
this is geggy i hate shitting naked so much i sometimes just put on underwear evndoe the toilet is next to my room to not look retarded

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When I’m excited or energetic I shake my hands around like I’m trying to dry them or run them through my hair.

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i do a 1000 yare stare like the sandy hook shooter has

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>>17339108 (OP)
It's incredibly uncomfortable to use any public restroom or any bathroom that isn't my personal one at home because I live in USA where bidets are unpopular but they're the only thing that makes me feel clean afterwards, because toilet paper is disgusting and doesn't get it clean enough. I also never piss standing up because touching my genitals (to aim the piss) is disgusting and uncomfortable except for when I'm washing them in the shower

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>>17340373
>I also never piss standing up because touching my genitals (to aim the piss) is disgusting and uncomfortable except for when I'm washing them in the shower

haha what a self-hating faggot tranny

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>>17340372
do your eyes bulge out like a pvz zombie doe

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>>17340373
have u ever thought of just bringing good toilet paper with u if u carry a bag with u? it comes in handy more then u think eg spilling a drink or wiping anything not shit related too

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I like to shake my head when I listen to music and imagine a music video in my head when I’m alone in my room

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>>17340422
Wet wipes wonnered here too

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>>17340425
Isn’t that normal doe?

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>>17340410
no, i just kind of immitate : | from the stickman figures because i thought that was a really cool and nonchalant expression to have and its evolved into my normal facial expression state

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>>17340425
everybaldi does this

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>>17340437
you just made my night GEEEEEEEEG

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I also never piss standing up because touching my genitals (to aim the piss) is disgusting and uncomfortable except for when I'm washing them in the shower

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>>17340437
i forgot to add as a kid, i didn't realise how retarded it looked until i was like 15 but then it was already too late

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>>17340360
I constantly did that as a kid geg, my parents were annoyed by it a lot and it caused me to force myself to stop doing such thing, sometimes I still have something similar happen



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