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 №17338925[Quote]

Guys i did one of those 4cuck arrowfsgging things
>Be me
>sit inside all day
>use computer for 10-16 hours
>post on /r9k/ and /qa/ for most of it
>watch hentai and rule 34 for most of the other hours
>never go outside
>do based pheramone maxxing
>hate your parents for interrupting your computer session and become violent whenever they try to do anything
>piss and crap in buckets so i dont have to get up and go to the bathroom
>cut myself for attention only
>cope that im aryan
>eat nothing but chips and pizza that i force my parents to get while watching anime and drink only soda
>never clean myself
>something sparked inside me
>i decided to go outside for the first time in 11 years
>it hurts to get up from my chair
>i could barely take 3 steps until falling over
>force myself to drag myself to the front door
>i open it
>the sunlight and fresh air absolutely stings and is the worst pain ive ever felt
>see greenery for the first time that isnt in an anime
>"wait a minute, this isnt the qa"
>use all my energy to run back inside my room and nearly pass put from exhaustion
>start cutting myself and venting to my sisters on /r9k/ and discord
>start masturebating to various porn to clear my mind
>never go outside ever again
>This happened to me 4 years ago and i am still traumatized and have immense PTSD and anxiety from that experience.
(Arrows because i dont do this)

 №17338949[Quote]

TL;DR

OP is brown

 №17338955[Quote]

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Be me
sit inside all day
use computer for 10-16 hours
post on /r9k/ and /qa/ for most of it
watch hentai and rule 34 for most of the other hours
never go outside
do based pheramone maxxing
hate your parents for interrupting your computer session and become violent whenever they try to do anything
piss and crap in buckets so i dont have to get up and go to the bathroom
cut myself for attention only
cope that im aryan
eat nothing but chips and pizza that i force my parents to get while watching anime and drink only soda
never clean myself
something sparked inside me
i decided to go outside for the first time in 11 years
it hurts to get up from my chair
i could barely take 3 steps until falling over
force myself to drag myself to the front door
i open it
the sunlight and fresh air absolutely stings and is the worst pain ive ever felt
see greenery for the first time that isnt in an anime
"wait a minute, this isnt the qa"
use all my energy to run back inside my room and nearly pass put from exhaustion
start cutting myself and venting to my sisters on /r9k/ and discord
start masturebating to various porn to clear my mind
never go outside ever again
This happened to me 4 years ago and i am still traumatized and have immense PTSD and anxiety from that experience.

 №17338957[Quote]

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>Be me
>sit inside all day
>use computer for 10-16 hours
>post on /r9k/ and /qa/ for most of it
>watch hentai and rule 34 for most of the other hours
>never go outside
>do based pheramone maxxing
>hate your parents for interrupting your computer session and become violent whenever they try to do anything
>piss and crap in buckets so i dont have to get up and go to the bathroom
>cut myself for attention only
>cope that im aryan
>eat nothing but chips and pizza that i force my parents to get while watching anime and drink only soda
>never clean myself
>something sparked inside me
>i decided to go outside for the first time in 11 years
>it hurts to get up from my chair
>i could barely take 3 steps until falling over
>force myself to drag myself to the front door
>i open it
>the sunlight and fresh air absolutely stings and is the worst pain ive ever felt
>see greenery for the first time that isnt in an anime
>"wait a minute, this isnt the qa"
>use all my energy to run back inside my room and nearly pass put from exhaustion
>start cutting myself and venting to my sisters on /r9k/ and discord
>start masturebating to various porn to clear my mind
>never go outside ever again
>This happened to me 4 years ago and i am still traumatized and have immense PTSD and anxiety from that experience.

 №17338966[Quote]

File: 1784780840138m.mp4 📥︎ (3.21 MB, 500x500) ImgOps

>Be me
>sit inside all day
>use computer for 10-16 hours
>post on /r9k/ and /qa/ for most of it
>watch hentai and rule 34 for most of the other hours
>never go outside
>do based pheramone maxxing
>hate your parents for interrupting your computer session and become violent whenever they try to do anything
>piss and crap in buckets so i dont have to get up and go to the bathroom
>cut myself for attention only
>cope that im aryan
>eat nothing but chips and pizza that i force my parents to get while watching anime and drink only soda
>never clean myself
>something sparked inside me
>i decided to go outside for the first time in 11 years
>it hurts to get up from my chair
>i could barely take 3 steps until falling over
>force myself to drag myself to the front door
>i open it
>the sunlight and fresh air absolutely stings and is the worst pain ive ever felt
>see greenery for the first time that isnt in an anime
>"wait a minute, this isnt the qa"
>use all my energy to run back inside my room and nearly pass put from exhaustion
>start cutting myself and venting to my sisters on /r9k/ and discord
>start masturebating to various porn to clear my mind
>never go outside ever again
>This happened to me 4 years ago and i am still traumatized and have immense PTSD and anxiety from that experience.

 №17338967[Quote]

>>17338925 (OP)
I do this btw

 №17338979[Quote]

>>17338949
But i am white

 №17338984[Quote]

>>17338967
>>17338957
>>17338955
But that is not aryan. Its jarty

 №17338989[Quote]

>>17338984
yeah thats why I browse the sharty

 №17338999[Quote]

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>Be me
>sit inside all day
>use computer for 10-16 hours
>post on /r9k/ and /qa/ for most of it
>watch hentai and rule 34 for most of the other hours
>never go outside
>do based pheramone maxxing
>hate your parents for interrupting your computer session and become violent whenever they try to do anything
>piss and crap in buckets so i dont have to get up and go to the bathroom
>cut myself for attention only
>cope that im aryan
>eat nothing but chips and pizza that i force my parents to get while watching anime and drink only soda
>never clean myself
>something sparked inside me
>i decided to go outside for the first time in 11 years
>it hurts to get up from my chair
>i could barely take 3 steps until falling over
>force myself to drag myself to the front door
>i open it
>the sunlight and fresh air absolutely stings and is the worst pain ive ever felt
>see greenery for the first time that isnt in an anime
>"wait a minute, this isnt the qa"
>use all my energy to run back inside my room and nearly pass put from exhaustion
>start cutting myself and venting to my sisters on /r9k/ and discord
>start masturebating to various porn to clear my mind
>never go outside ever again
>This happened to me 4 years ago and i am still traumatized and have immense PTSD and anxiety from that experience.

 №17339010[Quote]

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>>>17338967 (You)
>>>17338957 (You)
>>>17338955 (You)
>But that is not aryan. Its jarty

 №17339011[Quote]

>>17338989
bait or actual nigger

 №17339039[Quote]

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>>17339011
its not bait and Im white

 №17339052[Quote]

>>17339039
Brappy star lost
AzumangaBVLLS won

 №17339072[Quote]

>>17339052
TSMT lucky star wouldn't exist without azumanga

 №17339083[Quote]

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>>17338925 (OP)
>they never drank water

 №17339123[Quote]

>>17338989
Sharty is aryan
>Integrity payload missing. Is javascript enabled?

 №17339124[Quote]

>>17339039
Marge yoy are not me

 №17339127[Quote]

>>17339052
Yes diaoh is gemmy

 №17339515[Quote]

>>17338999
Why are his tears so sticky


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