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I have to clean them, They can get lost, They can break, They're costly as fuck and i have to VISIBLY WEAR THEM, I don't even wear glasses outside of my home but i still fucking hate them, And my nigger ass jew eye doctor won't let me get fucking contacts

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are you also bald?

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nahh some glasses lowkey tuff but it depends

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do you have a beard?

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>I have to clean them, They can get lost, They can break, They're costly as fuck and i have to VISIBLY WEAR THEM, I don't even wear glasses outside of my home but i still fucking hate them, And my nigger ass jew eye doctor won't let me get fucking contacts

 β„–17338849[Quote]

>>17338833
>>17338840
YES, NOW LEAVE ME ALONE.

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>>17338845
i will rape you, you dirty little nigger

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>>17338849
clean shaven bvlls won doe

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>>17338849
this nigga a soyjak GEG

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>>17338838
name ONE

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Blud is leaking for wearing glasses GEG

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>>17338825 (OP)
You have free will. If you can safely drive without them on you practically never have to wear them.

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get contacts

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>being irl IAS

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now ask yourself why you're supposed to brush your teeth too
you have to suffer through a mouth full of gross mint taste that kind of burns, you have to jam this long stick in your mouth like a fag and then shake it around so hard your gums bleed, you have to gag on it while brushing your tongue, you get fluoride poisoning that rots your brain and turns you into a CIA MKUltra mind puppet, and it's all so much of a fucking hassle. and it's just so some mintmouth dentist faggots don't yell at you.
glasses, brushing your teeth, mowing the lawn. all psyops by (((them))) to humiliate the white man.

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>>17338863
My eyes have already ajusted to wearing glasses to the point where i see everything blurry on my screen without it, I have no problem without them though so i basically half do this

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>>17338892
that's why i just eat poop instead of brushing

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>>17338893
yes glasses are a jew scam that makes your vision worse and dependent on glasses

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>>17338892
NIGGA HAS GINGIVITIS YOU CANT BE SPEAKING

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>>17338893
Lol, I'm near sighted, sorry. It's all I know. I haven't tried peptides yet but I hear they're getting good, could be time to experiment.

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>>17338922
Tsmt I got mine and I haven't put them on ever since I left the optometrist for this very reason

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Skill issue LOL OP is a fag

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>>>17338892 (You)
>NIGGA HAS GINGIVITIS YOU CANT BE SPE-AAACCCCKKK!!!

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>>17338928
I've been on nobrush for 8 years and my teeth look fucking beautiful, shut up kike

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>>17338928
One of admin's glowies in the thread, DNI

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>>17338954
Where do you live? I beat the shit out of you

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>>17338972
>>17338973
you teeth is rotting nigga you got tartar

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>>>17338972 (You)
>>>17338973
>you teeth is rotting nigga you got tartar

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>>17338988
People who brush their teeth literally have yellow ass buttery teeth all the fucking time dumbass jew slut

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bro is bald man with glasses

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>>17339003
geg when i brush my teeth i dont rinse out the fluoride foam with water i just spit it out but a little remains to whiten up my teeth and make my enamel WHITE

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>PUT THE FLUORIDE IN YOUR TEETH, IT IS HEALTHY, IT IS FOR THE COMMON GOOD
>LET THE GOVERNMENT PUT CAMERAS IN YOUR ROOM, IT IS FOR YOUR SAFETY, IT IS FOR THE COMMON GOOD
>PUT THE DILDO UP YOUR ASS, IT IS FOR DIVERSITY, IT IS FOR THE COMMON GOOD

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>>17339003
brushing your teeth is literally a psyop
toothbrushes were invented in the fucking 1930s if we really needed to brush our teeth it would not take 6000 years to figure it out

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>>17339029
they really say this geg

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>>17339003
>>17339031
you could just improve your diet and your teeth wouldn't be so yellow anymore but nophono likes to hear that

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>uhh actually chud toothpaste is SUPPOSED to burn your mouth that means the fluoride is cleaning it because good things always hurt right???
>NO I CAN'T GIVE ANOTHER EXAMPLE IF A GOOD THING THAT HURTS, BUT TRUST ME, TOOTHPASTE IE LE GOOD!

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>>17339031
Same with shit like wiping your ass or cutting your nails, If cavemen didn't need to do this then neither do i

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toothbrushniggers would unironically start slitting their wrists if the government told them it's healthy because you're taking the bad blood out of your body or some shit, actual cattle

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>cleans your teeth
>proven useful for centuries
>is not a psyop of big pharma

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You are IAS

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Marge, why wouldn't your doctor let you get contacts

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>>17339282
I dont fucking know shes just a dumbass nigger. illl get them either way somehow

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>>17339056
yeah i havent brushed my teeth in a year



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