/soy/ - Soyjaks

The viral medical image often captioned as a "paper shredder accident" is widely debated, as commercial paper shredders have narrow paper slots that make it nearly impossible to feed a hand through to the palm. In industrial settings, similar parallel segmented cuts are caused by industrial sheet slicers, commercial food/cheese shredders, or impacts against stacked thin-metal radiator fins (such as falling air conditioner units).
>(((they))) are obligated to reconstruct all your fingers from inside out at the hospital
>however after all of this, you get flooded with medical bills until they lead you into debt
Don't stick your hand into a paper shredder, nusois. You definitely don't want a segmented hand.