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>changing your last name to higgers
>you get a blond wife
>tfw when you convince your wife to have sex
>tfw when you tell her we shouldnt use protection
>it goes well for a while she even comments that it feel way better than condoms
>trollege_glee.mp4
>you dont pull out you cum inside
>she gets pregnant
>shes seethes
>you convince her that it would totally cheer her up to post on social media that your pregnant with the land down under playing in the background
>it doesnt
>doctor soyberg calls you in to check up on the pregnancy
>its a boy
>tfws when its a boy: ohiofunk.mp3
>you and your wife think about names
>Idontgiveashiet.mp4
>"we should name him Joseph or Issac, or-"
>you cut her off "you obsessed nig- i mean… uhh- wife of mine, we should call him nate"
>She says "uhh, yeah.. Sure. Let's call him nate.."
>To celebrate your wifes pregnancy you and your wife party with the family
>you party all night and your wife shuns drinking for a while, but she starts drinking small sips
>its 12:33pm and your wife drank a lot more than she should and looks excited and sends a message to nophono nigger or something you dont really pay attention
>tfw when your laying in bed and she starts muttering grumply faced away from you
>your wife seems more distant now
>your wife seems more distant…
>Doctor soyberg says that you and your wife are entering the last month of the pregnancy and that your wife should get ready to enter into labour
>she seemed upset or something on way back in the car
>its midnight and shes on her phone faced away from you again on the other side of the bed and shes texting
>a month passes
>your wife enters labor
>your child comes out of the womb
>your son starts trying to speak instead of crying and screaming
>"kill yourself sloptran faggot nigger"
>tfw when doctor pinches himself to make sure hes not dreaming
>you register his name as nate higgers
like for part 2

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gem

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i get 2 reppies whilst bait gets a billion ill turn this into a video next time

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gemmy story

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gem

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Geg we need part 2

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you cant just end this without finishing the cheating foid plot

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when part 2

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yup this is going to r/greentext buddy

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Gem

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>>changing your last name to higgers
>>you get a blond wife
>>tfw when you convince your wife to have sex
>>tfw when you tell her we shouldnt use protection
>>it goes well for a while she even comments that it feel way better than condoms
>>trollege_glee.mp4
>>you dont pull out you cum inside
>>she gets pregnant
>>shes seethes
>>you convince her that it would totally cheer her up to post on social media that your pregnant with the land down under playing in the background
>>it doesnt
>>doctor soyberg calls you in to check up on the pregnancy
>>its a boy
>>tfws when its a boy: ohiofunk.mp3
>>you and your wife think about names
>>Idontgiveashiet.mp4
>>"we should name him Joseph or Issac, or-"
>>you cut her off "you obsessed nig- i mean… uhh- wife of mine, we should call him nate"
>>She says "uhh, yeah.. Sure. Let's call him nate.."
>>To celebrate your wifes pregnancy you and your wife party with the family
>>you party all night and your wife shuns drinking for a while, but she starts drinking small sips
>>its 12:33pm and your wife drank a lot more than she should and looks excited and sends a message to nophono nigger or something you dont really pay attention
>>tfw when your laying in bed and she starts muttering grumply faced away from you
>>your wife seems more distant now
>>your wife seems more distant…
>>Doctor soyberg says that you and your wife are entering the last month of the pregnancy and that your wife should get ready to enter into labour
>>she seemed upset or something on way back in the car
>>its midnight and shes on her phone faced away from you again on the other side of the bed and shes texting
>>a month passes
>>your wife enters labor
>>your child comes out of the womb
>>your son starts trying to speak instead of crying and screaming
>>"kill yourself sloptran faggot nigger"
>>tfw when doctor pinches himself to make sure hes not dreaming
>>you register his name as nate higgers
>like for part 2

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tuff 🗿🗿🗿 like and subscirb for part 2 gusy

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part 2
>the kid grows up and you teach him about the sharty



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