/soy/ - Soyjaks

Tenderize NSFW artists with a mallet. Ionise NSFW artists in a mass spectrometer. Irradiate NSFW artists in a nuclear reactor. Spaghettify NSFW artists in a black hole. Curse NSFW artists with the necronomicon. Trap NSFW artists in purgatory. Bang a NSFW artist's testicles with a spiked bat. Throw NSFW artists off a twelve-story building. Freeze-dry NSFW artists in the vacuum of space. Fry NSFW artists with power lines. Feed NSFW artists ricin. Kneecap a NSFW artist with a twelve gauge. Re-enslave NSFW artists. Sell NSFW artists' organs on the black market. Run NSFW artists over with an eighteen wheeler. Throw NSFW artists into the Grand Canyon. Burn NSFW artists with jet engine exhaust. Beat NSFW artists to death with a tire iron. Cauterize a NSFW artist's asshole with a blowtorch. Sacrifice NSFW artists to the sun god. Drop NSFW artists out of a plane at forty thousand feet. Feed NSFW artists to sharks. Load a NSFW artist into a cannon and shoot the NSFW artist at a concrete wall. Keel haul NSFW artists under a galleon. Disembowel NSFW artists with a bayonet. Strap a NSFW artist to a cruise missile and launch it at a NSFW artist neighborhood. Drop NSFW artists into the Chornobyl reactor building number 4. Hang, draw, and quarter NSFW artists. Lure NSFW artists in with fried chicken and trap them with bear traps. Force a NSFW artist to learn calculus, then kill the NSFW artist anyway. Atomize NSFW artists with a powerfist. Throw NSFW artists into vats full of FEV virus. Choke NSFW artists with barbed wire. Throw pianos at NSFW artists from 40-story buildings. Throw NSFW artists at pianos from 40-story buildings. Deep-freeze NSFW artists in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer. Tie NSFW artists to ICBMs then fire them at Israel. Shoot NSFW artists with syringe guns. Defecate on NSFW artists' food stamps. Make NSFW artists pay child support in blood. Build a Newton cannon and fire NSFW artists into the orbit. Put advertisement posters on NSFW artists then nail them to their bodies with a hammer. Irradiate NSFW artists with depleted uranium.