/soy/ - Soyjaks

>TRANNIES WHEN THEIR FRIEND TELLS THEM THAT THEY LIKE SOMETHING LIKE THE WEEKND OR CRYSTAL CASTLES OR CARAVAN PALACE INSTEAD OF xXxXxXnIGGERdEstrOYER_BLEEDINGCLIT69696969696969696996SEXMONSTER37xXxXxXLoveCockLGBTQ+ WHOM MAKES TRACKS AS OF THE SUCH TITLED RAPING CIS PEOPLE AND I SH0V3 C1G4R3T3S UP MY 455 AND SM0K3 MY F4RTS IN THE N1GTH AND TR4NNY COCK SYNDROME AND 696969FEMININEHELL AND CUCKMEUP AND PRIDEPARADEMARCH AND LOVEBBC37 WHICH ARE ABYSMAL NOISE TRACKS THAT EVEN NOISE ITSELF SHOULDN'T BE DEMONIZED TO THIS MUSIC GENRE WHICH CONSISTS OF SPAMMING HI HATS EVERY EAR CHANNEL POSSIBLE MONO AND STEREO WHILE THE FUCKING AMEN BREAKS TAKE OVER THE MIDS AND FUCKING FILL THEM WITH raisin XHEY/XHEM GLOOP AND MUD THEM UP IN raisin WORSE THAN THE EIGHT LAYER OF HELL WHERE THEY'LL BOIL FOR BETRAYING THEIR BODY IN A PIT OF BOILING FUCKING DIARRHEA AND MAKE THEM SOUND LIKE WET FARTS COMING OUT OF THEIR ACID BATTERY MONSTER INFESTED GUTS WHERE EVERY RELEASE THEY DO IS A GREEN PUTRID ACIDIC SOLUTION THAT MELTS HUMAN SKULLS AND THE BASS IS ALL FUCKING EXPLODED MELTING YOUR BRAIN FURTHERMORE INTO GENDER DYSPHORIA AND TURNING YOU INTO A SUBMISSIVE 959 KG FEMBOY WHO RELIES ON AN ECHO CHAMBER AND CUTS OFF HIS DICK WHILE THE KICKS FUCK YOUR ANUS AND YOUR BRAIN AT THE SAME TIME AND A MASTER WHCIH IS SOUNDGOODIZER > FRUITY PARAMETRIC EQ 2 > OTT > OTT > OTT > OTT > OTT > OTT > PICTURE OF THEIR DEADNAME > OTT > OTT > BITCRUSHER (BECAUSE THEY CAN'T COMPRESS FOR FUCKING raisin) AND THEN PUT THE SNIGGLEST FUCKING SOUND EFFECT THAT MELT YOUR EARS LIKE FUCKING WAHWAH NIGGA FUIFUI ASS EFFECTS NIGGA GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY DAW MOVE TO AUDACITY OR GO MAKE YOUR FUCKING SLOP ON BANDLAB WHERE LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE TRANNY MAKES THE raisinTIEST FUCKING NURSERY RHYME BEATS TITLED "CROSSDRESSING ANUS DEATH FUNERAL IN DMIN" AND USE freeonlinevoicechanger FOR THE raisinTIEST NIGGER EFFECTS. GET OUT OF MY FUCKING DAW. FL STUDIO IS ARYAN, FL STUDIO IS EVROPEAN, GET THE FUCK OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK WHERE’S MY CRACKLING, XISTER?? WHERE’S THE SOUND OF AN OVEN ON FIRE RECORDED THROUGH A FLESHLIGHT PLUGIN AND LAYERED UNDER 12 AMEN BREAKS AND A CLIP OF ME CRYING INTO MY OLD HORMONE REGIMEN

WHERE’S THE BITCRUSH SO AGGRESSIVE IT DELETES MY SUB BASS AND MY ENTIRE GENDER IDENTITY IN THE MIXDOWN

WHERE’S THE MASTERING CHAIN THAT PUTS ME IN A COMA EVERY TIME I HEAR IT ON AIRPODS

MY TRACK SOUNDS TOO CLEAN XISTER I NEED IT TO SOUND LIKE A GLITCHED VORE VIDEO OF A TAPE DECK EATING ITSELF

MY DICK IS SIDECHAINED TO MY OWN BODY XISTER.

IT’S NOT EVEN METAPHORICAL ANYMORE.

I ROUTED MY GENITALS THROUGH MIXER BUS 4.

NOW EVERY TIME I PUNCH IN A SNARE, I FEEL IT IN MY RIBS.

WHERE’S MY FUIFUI SOUNDEFFECTS??

WHERE’S THE “heehee ” THAT I RECORDED THROUGH A CONTACT MIC IN MY THROAT WHILE DESTROYING MY PATHETIC GOONHOLES WITH TWELVE INCH BBC PLASTIC DICKS WITHOUT ANY LUBRIFICATION EXCEPT MY OWN CLXT BLOOD???

WHERE ARE THE CASS-ETTEEEEEE POPSSSSSS THAT MAKE MY TRACK WOBBLE LIKE MY 900 TERATON ASSCHEEKS IN VRCHAT????

I NEED MY TRACK TO SOUND LIKE A CARNIVAL BEING VAPORIZED BY A GENDER-REVEAL NUCLEAR DEVICE

I NEED MY LEADS TO SOUND LIKE A MALE PREGNANT FURRY BUNNY ROBOT VOMITING CUM

I NEED MY DELAYS TO FEEL LIKE MY PROFOUND MENTAL RETARDATION ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

WHY IS THIS MIX LEGIBLE??? WHY CAN YOU HEAR THE KICKDRUM??? YOU INSIGNIFICANT FUCK!!!!!!!!

IF THE MASTER DOESN’T PEAK LIKE A TRANS GIRL’S VOICE CRACKING ON A DISCORD CALL I DON’T WANT IT.

I WANT BASSLINES SO ACIDIC THEY MELT THROUGH MY ENTIRE BODY FAT

I WANT REVERB SO WET IT GENDERS ME INCORRECTLY IN 3 LANGUAGES.

WHERE

IS

MY

FUCKING

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