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so where did all the hype for this thing go again
it's the most overpriced snca imaginable

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media pedia anporvidia

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posted here since /tech/ and /v/ are dnbs

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lots of soyfaces were made around this pre-launch

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clean your cube you nasty slut

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>>17326078 (OP)
it's just linus cuck tips shilling it

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because valve soyboys freak out about literally anything nu that valve creates. They think Gaben is le heckin' GQD and can't do nothing wrong. Also steamdeck was pretty popular and a lot of niggercattle normies wanted something similar but for desktop.

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>>17326249
I was just hoping they were gonna launch hl3 with it tbh

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>>17326078 (OP)
It got priceraped by the RAM shortage

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Nigga thats a black cube

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Am i not seeing something

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>>17326260
no they are still working on it if you trust valve news slop channels. I used to watch them before becoming a 'teen but now i think it is all complete and utter SNCA until it officially gets announced and released

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>>17326087
there was a thread about this on /v/ already you adhd ridden faggot

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can someone explain the to luddite what is this little cube of saturn supposed to do?

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>>17326285
i don't check dnb boards

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>>17326268
steam machine

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>>17326294
Phhh that thing
It seems pretty cool but sadly got raped by memory priced

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>>17326294
marge what do you mean where did the hype go its in everything

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systemd machine

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>>17326307
reddit zinger award

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>>17326311
>SYSTEMD FUCKING WON.mp4
geeeeeg

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>>17326313
zingers are sharty culture newfag

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The hype died as soon as the price was revealed

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>>17326307
>Oh my science, that sounds just like the steam engine! Get it? Like the old timey one?

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I don't understand who was this meant for, everyone who uses steam already has a PC

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>>>17326313 (You)
>zingers are sharty culture newfag

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he won



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