/soy/ - Soyjaks

I was just minding my business doing groceries as this high tier becky strolls in with her baby in tow. The toddler screams and screams and keeps screaming; I usually don't mind children but when they're loud as fuck and the parents do nothing it's annoying. So in passing I take a glance at the little shitlet and course it's a Chad. Blond, blue-eyed, straight hairline, hunter eyes, slim cheeks, pronounced jaw. No sign of the normal puffy cheeks, giant forehead and bug eyes you usually see in babies. In short, an Aryan Gigachad in the making.

In that moment the rage I felt was insurmountable. How dare this genetically privileged little shitter inconvenience all us subhumans like that? He will already be king of the world when he grows up, can he not at least feel a little bad for his inferiors and shut the fuck up? But no of course he can't since he's a baby and doesn't even understand what a mogger he is. The world is unfair, this little Chad was born a winner while I was born a loser.