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>shitting all over yourself filling your underpants with pounds of liquid and half-hard shit chunks until it's practically bursting from the seams and tearing apart and then twerking all over your gamer chair getting those greasy fat blobs of green, yellow, brown and corn-covered doodoo all over your gamer chair and desk and then you shove a cactus plant up your rectum and use it as a dildo until the pain is too much to bear and then you remove each individual cactus prick from your asshole until there aren't any left and then you manifest your rose (a.k.a. prolapsed anus) and use it as a weapon against the glowies that have been called to your house because you were actually live streaming this whole ordeal so you use your rosebud as a tactical weapon against the glowies like hitler wants you to do and it's actually quite effective but they're about to engage in memetic warfare with you like trvmp wants you to do so you pull out your reddit meme folder and uno reverse card and BTFO them forever and then you reunite with your translesbian girlfriend and live happily ever after


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