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I work at a asylum. So AMA.

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is it a good job

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>>17302075
Well sometimes you get puked at, attacked with a knife, patients having their episodes and etc. But meh for some reason i can do this job while others cant

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I escaped it.

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your worst case

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>>17302098
Then i am coming to get you back. And as punishment you will be thrown in the calm room with the nice lights and comfy walls.

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>>17302112
A patient hanged himself with a curtain rod because of a severe drug withdrawal. And when he hanged himself he apparently also shat himself.

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I remember you

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>>17302120
I am in Lesotho right now. Good luck getting me outta here.

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>>17302132
Yeah, I've been extremely busy.

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Are soyteens fit to be mental asylum prisoners

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>>17302067 (OP)
meds

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>>17302141
We've already triangulated your location thanks to the MD5 hash on your device. We've sent rapid response teams to your location and they will come to pick you up. Please do not resist or we will use de-escalation tactics on you. And after you have been secured, you can talk to me as much as you want about the man with the hat who keeps on stalking you when you go to the bathroom.

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>>17302147
Unfortunately, since I've used this website for almost four years, there are certain people here who should be institutionalized

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>>17302153
I want to remind patients who may be lurking in this thread to please take your medication. And no, your medication are not 6G nanobots created by Jews that want to steal your foreskin. Thank you.

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>>17302168
You will not be successful.
I have assembled a security squad by mixing my poop and cum and shaping BBC golems. You set yourself for a failure if you go after me.

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>>17302206
Open the door will you kindly?

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>>17302204
And no the medication are not microsoft microbots that want to absolve your knowledge of firetruck shapes.

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>>17302222
>Quads
I will make an exemption for your case. Just stay out of trouble and we won't have to pull up in a white van to involuntary institutionalize you like we have done to some patients.

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>>17302216
On tΓ€mΓ€ raakaa tΓ€mΓ€ poliisien brutaali vΓ€kivalta

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>>17302216
Not before I finish up my gacha game of digging into random fresh graves in hopes of finding a dead black bull to suck BBC of.

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>>17302259
Ota lÀÀkkeet. Poliisi on ystÀvÀ

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>>17302265
Yes, yes, we've heard this before. We know that you have a very imaginary mind, and we are very happy for you. If you please get into the car, you can tell us more about these things. And also, we'll put the song that you like. Don't you want to listen to the wheels on the bus go round and round?

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>>17302259
>>17302267
hei niche kieli speakers

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>>17302267
Poliisi on alffa ja pistÀÀ neekerit somettamaan ja naiset rattiin

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>>17302286
I want to listen to niggerrapestranny.mp4

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>>17302291
sit transut mΓ€risee ku se ei osanukkaa ajaa tai jotai

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how many bbcs do you see on a daily basis

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>>17302295
Yes, yes, we'll put that to play in the calm room. Just sit on the couch, use this plushie, we'll give you a weighted blanket. You want something to drink? And also, I'll make you some food. I'll give you those plastic cutlery so you don't fucking stab yourself with metal ones.

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nbjvgcbfuyjnhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjjj

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>>17302311
ok, give mi bbc to eat

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>>17302298
Well, it depends what classifies as a BBC. I've seen black people that lack a BBC.

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>>17302313
Patient-D4789, we told you to not fall asleep on the tablet.

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>>17302314
Yes, we will give you your BBC. If by BBC you mean a blueberry cheesecake, yes indeed.

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>>17302067 (OP)
How hard is it to keep Rapeson contained?

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>>17302346
Oh jeez, I thought his file was classified. Do you really want to know?

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>>17302357
I want to know, also Rapesons court case was public

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>>17302368
Ah, Jesus. Well, we don't call him Rapeson because that name's very inappropriate. We call him, uh, over here by, uh, the classification, patient J-008. He's a very dangerous person.

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>>17302368
I can't give too much information to how he's contained and recontained and kept in our facility because it would be a danger to him and others because there are people trying to free him.

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can i still goon to my hanging fetish in the asylum?

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>>17302447
No. It's quite damn annoying when you are forced to clean up the mess of patients.

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Do you fuck crazy bitches?

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Any better questions? Or just snca questions?

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how many soyteens are there

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>>17302466
but i need to goon somehow

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>>17302514
No. That Is not professional. And goes against work ethics.

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>>17302539
What are you? An irl soyboy?

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>>17302518
None. They don't have the attention for bald man with glasses website. But some have shown me 'jaks and gigas. But mostly via jewtube shorts, Instagram and 'tok when they are granted free time to use their own devices or assigned devices.

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>>17302558
are you allowed to goon

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>>17302521
Never goon. We don't allow gooning in our facility

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>>17302584
But like if I tried gooning would you stop me?

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let me out bro

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>>17302556
I will not continue this discussion about this topic. Having relationships with patients is a breach of work ethics and terms. Also immoral and unethical.

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>>17302601
Yes. Might have to give you the weighted vest that locks your arms.

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>>17302604
Yes we all want to go out. But you are here for your own good and the good of others. You wouldn't want to make your parents angry wouldn't you?

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are straitjackets still used?

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>>17302615
But i can goon with my big fat 400 pound thighs easily though

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>>17302624
Yes. But modern ones that have weights on them.

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>>17302626
We know all your tricks.

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>>17302635
like what weights?

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>>17302637
Taking away my gooning is a violation of my rights

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I like to make a delicacy tofu by stuffing some soybeans inside my foreskin and letting them ferment with some dick cheese.
What therapy you'd put me on?

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>>17302658
Class B Amnethics

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>>17302651
Its for your own good

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>>17302673
lobotomy sounds easier

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release me

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Do patients sneak drugs into their cells?

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>>>17302556 (You)
>I will not continue this discussion about this topic. Having relationships with patients is a breach of work ethics and terms. Also immoral and unethical.

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>>17302774
Yes. Mostly weed, cocaine, alpha pvp and pills. But we have metal detectors, drug detectors and regular room checkups

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>>17302801
Bro some of the patients are underaged…

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>>17302847
Don't fuck the crazy cacas you retard. Fuck the adult schizos

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>>17302864
Even if you didn't mean underage patients, that is still fucked up for you to say something like that. I don't know from what fucking country you come from where doing things like that is normal but you have something wrong in your head and I think you might need to be institutionalized

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>>17302067 (OP)
Are there people who eat their own shit there

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Have you met any soyteens there

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um actually mental asylums were shut down centuries ago due to them being hotspots of abuse towards patients

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>>17302946
Fortunately, yes. Thankfully, many of them have been able to control this bizarre behavior.

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>>17302951
read up on the willowbrook case for more info



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