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my dad told me that if I don't get a job im going to be kicked out. I have been NEETing for around 5 years now and I'm so fucking scared of what is about to happen. Please give me tips on how to avoid a bad outcome and how to solve this issue.

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rape him to show whos the man of the house

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get a job

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how old are you

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Sell your body, become someones sexslave and live is his house

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soyquote him

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throw a party in your house with 50 homeless niggers

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I don't have a job

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>>17301063
doctos 25 with no job do u have any educaiton

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Accept your karmic fate.

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you WILL become a wageslave

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>>17301044 (OP)
My father not around anymore because he drank too much, but I'm looking for a job but it's hard to find work it's due to economic things like the great depression for example.

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unc

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>>17301044 (OP)
are you quote

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have you tried gigaquoting him

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>>17301079
GEEEEEEG

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>>17301083
marge that was 1000 years ago

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>>17301065
no
>>17301071
same
>>17301072
1 year at uni and then i dropped out
>>17301074
no I want to spend more on on this site
>>17301079
no
>>17301083
okay
>>17301085
kys
>>17301089
no
>>17301091
going to

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Become a janny, I heard they pay pretty good

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>>17301083
this nigga a time traveller

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>>17301099
no, I don't wanna see peedough shit while anproooving images or whatever the joons joons do

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>>17301044 (OP)
sell your ass

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>>17301105
Janny like irl janny
if youre a street sweeper it's decent you dont have to deal with customer servives snca but if youre a janny for a building you gotta scoop up shit from the toilet like that o algo.

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Get a job my nigga it ain that hard

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I>>17301044
Get a job doing construction or some other manual labour. Save ur money and buy an apartment.

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>>17301044 (OP)
An hero

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>>17301127
no
>>17301172
hmm I will look into it, sounds good enough
>>17301180
i just dont want to. I know its not hard, im just a SLF
>>17301201
im not doing construction

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Have you considered getting on welfare if you are a Down syndrome retard like me

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>>17301235
no, im neurotypical and perfectly well functioning. I can't and don't want to try to get on disability.

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nigga there's literally nothing you can do
just get a job or be homeless

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>>17301267
Suicides always an option as well

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If you're white you should do it like me and learn chinese and marry an older rich chinese woman in china so you'll never have to work again

 β„–17301522[Quote]

get cdl if too independent minded or warehouse job if your good at wagie cagie and prepare for next 3 years to be a hellish neverending nightmare. but most importantly will be dont quit whatever current job until you have the mext one lined up. time away from work is time spent draining your bank account with bills i thought i saved well but in reality i only had 2 months of cushion

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>>17301267
well i will figure something out
>>17301289
no, im not killing myself
>>17301427
no
>>17301522
no, too complicated for me

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>>17301427
can you really do dis

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>>17301535
no, too hard. cuz you have to show up and you have 5 years experience not doing that googluck rough sleeping thru the winter noosoi

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>>17301593
im not going homeless, i will figure something out I promise



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