>Never VISIT SOYCON>Hey nusoes, im writing this since i want to warn you guys about the dangers of visiting soycon. My name is Jeff and this is my story.>I was browsing /soy/ one day when i saw a soycon thread on the log. 'Teens weere discussing their

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Doctos Chud 08/20/26 (Thu) 23:06:43 №17296905 [Quote]

>Never VISIT SOYCON
>Hey nusoes, im writing this since i want to warn you guys about the dangers of visiting soycon. My name is Jeff and this is my story.
>I was browsing /soy/ one day when i saw a soycon thread on the log. 'Teens weere discussing their plans about meeting irl and how to and where to meet. I added my two cents and I said that I would be in Jew york in a few days. In the soycon thread, it was decided that the meeting would take place in Jew york since its a big city. I was enthralled since I didnt have so travel far. This was a BIGGGGG mistake. Nusoes, listen and learn
>It was August, day 25 and the sun was shining. In the thread we agreed to meet up at 5 o' clock. When I arrived, I couldn't find ANYONE of fair complexion. I kept refreshing the thread and I kept on asking where the other 'teens were. To my horror, they were the JARTYFLIES BEHIND ME. THEN THEY STARTED RAPING MY EARHOLES AND PLAYING OBSESSED ESL FNF SONGS SO MY EARDRUMS WOULD EXPLODE. THEN THEY CONTINUED BY INJECTING MELANIN IN MY SKIN AND GIVING ME WINGS SO THAT I WOULD BECOME A JARTYFLY LIKE THEM. IN THE END, I BECAME AN OBSESSED FNF PEDO AND LEARNED MY LESSON. NEVER VISIT SOYCONS OR ELSE YOU COULD GET RAPED AND BECOME A JARTY FLY.