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I wrote a whole essay and I didn’t get accepted.

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What did you write, can you show use pls

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OP show us your application

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>writing a whole essay to become an unpaid janny on the bald man with glasses website

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OP you have to say that youre black trans and jewish, then theyll HAVE to accept you

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>WAAAAAHHH I DIDNT GET ACCEPTED INTO GOYIM JEWNIVERSITY SO I COULD LEARN ABOUT RESPECTING WHOLESOME GENDER IDENTITIES AND WHY TRAISO KIDS LE GOOD

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>>17296087
retard xhes talking about doing it for free

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Get fucked retard

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>>17296063
This. You should’ve just given them a sob story about how you struggle with gender identity as a latinx jew

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>>17296034
I didn’t save it but I could probably re write a lot of it from memory, it was about how jannys should treat being a janny like they serve the common soyteens and not like it puts them above other soyteens.

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did you add it to your clip board

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>>17296139
Re-type it for us

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>>17295973 (OP)
you reemail salt and xim why were you rejected or smth

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I got accepted because I wrote about how I was a special forces military commander on roblox for thrembo years

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>>17296146
Aight give me a minute

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>I got accepted because I wrote about how I was a special forces military commander on roblox for thrembo years

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>>17295973 (OP)
deserved for being an itoddler

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>>17296308
Apple VVON btw

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>>17296393
linux VVQN

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>I wrote a whole essay and I didn’t get accepted.

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No refunds retarded soy cunt nigger

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I think the problem was that it was too long and serious, i should have made it short and funny.

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>>17295973 (OP)
do you prefer butter or margarine?

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>>17296534
You should've made it short and serious

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>>17296549
I don’t know what your talking about

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What did you write in the "what's your ideal ruleset" part

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>>17295973 (OP)
are you white?
>yeah
thats why you didnt get accepted

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>>17296574
I wrote that ideally, derailing raids would be banned, blasphemy against Christ would be banned, furry culture would be banned, and sodomy would be banned. But I emphasized that these were just my personal opinions.

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wait are you that nigger who wrote about banning everything

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>>17296702
No but what did he write?

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>>17296727
oh he said you was an annoying nigger and that yours was the worst essay

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Don't worry little buddy I didn't either

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>>17296702
theres that adolftrumpson guy that sent a chatgpt essay geg

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>>17296990
yeah that's the guy LMAO

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>>17296990
OP was this you?

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>>17296990
No way this nigger just wants swinny 2.0

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>attaching illegal images to your application like a portfolio to show that you know what posts to delete

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>>17297021
GIGGERS…

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>>17296990
Oh I guess it was me

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>>17296990
believes in rulecucking award

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>>17297036
wdym you guess? It either was or wasn't

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>>17296990
Holy fuck even leftist memes aren't longer than this

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>>17297047
It was me

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>>17296990
>blasphemy
keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

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>>17297060
The swinny is down the hall on the right

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>>17297097
Nah all they do is complain

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>>17297036
>>17297060
Then why did you act clueless about BUTTER OR MARGARINE
FAGGOT NOW YOU JUST EXPOSED YOURSELF AS A NAMEFAG
IF YOU ANSWERED MY QUESTION YOU COULD SHOW WHO YOU ARE BUT SUBTLY WITHOUT A RISK OF GETTING ABBED

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Boo whoo nigga

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ok

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Who even wanted to do it for free?

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>Then why did you act clueless about BUTTER OR MARGARINE
>FAGGOT NOW YOU JUST EXPOSED YOURSELF AS A NAMEFAG
>IF YOU ANSWERED MY QUESTION YOU COULD SHOW WHO YOU ARE BUT SUBTLY WITHOUT A RISK OF GETTING ABBED

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thank fuck this nigger didn't get janny kek

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>>17297060
Nigga do you understand that out of the 928 janitor applications salt got, he specifically shared yours as his least favorite geeeg

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I hope I don’t get sent to niggerhell

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i wrote a sentence each and i didn't either

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>>17297134
Oh shoot fr?

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>>17297129
Retard, do you have any social understanding?

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>>17297139
What did you write

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>>17297060
Swinny users do this btw

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>>17297154
i was like the current rules are fine just make them more detailed in the first question and in the question about improving the site i said something like "i would encourage people to make more oc or something"

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>Retard, do you have any social understanding?

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>>17297151
This wasn’t me

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>>17297197
How many days after they opened did you apply
Salt apparently only really read the first 400 or so applications

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Dang I didn’t know salt said he hated my application the most

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>>17297203
Answer my question then.

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>>17297251
It's obvious by the way you act GEEEG

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>>17297243
after a day i think

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>>17297277
Damn nigga you just got unlucky I think, idk why salty salt didn't hire you

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>>17297317
unfortunate

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>>17297131
These were just my personal opinions if I was accepted I would have just done whatever salt told me to

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geg pathetic faggot

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>>17297327
WE all doubt that geeg

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>>17297358
Like what could I have done

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using the janny admissions page to metawhine

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>>17296990
salt is not reading all of that

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>>17297386
Be more objective and unbiased. Being a janny doesn't mean forcing YOUR agenda, it means being autistic and doing YOUR job.

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>>17297327
It was a janitor application nigga it wasn't a feedback form, you were approaching it the wrong way geg

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I wanted to make fun of OP at first but then I realised he's mostly likely an autistic kid, at least I hope he is, so I felt bad.

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>>17297458
he was in a roblox group no shit he's autistic

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>>17297458
Me too, I kinda feel bad for xer

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>>17296990
>banning blasphemy

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>>17297444
Yeah that’s what I would have done, theese were just my personal opinions

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>banning literally fucking everything

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>>17297513
Maybe next time you'll get accepted but maybe being a sharty janny isn't your thing

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>>17297467
That was in 2022



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