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 17291945[Quote]

Giga is out, sigma is in

 17292069[Quote]

it IS hip to be square

 17292074[Quote]

sigma sigma boy sigma boy sigma boy

 17292077[Quote]

Oh it's the dubs guy

 17292078[Quote]

STILL WATER + ADRENALINE + NORADRENALINE + HAWK TUAH + ANGER ISSUES + BALKAN PARENTS + ENGLISH OR SPANISH + GERMAN STARE + BALKAN RAGE + JONKLER LAUGH + PHONK +BELGIAN EDGING + BALTIC FARTING + BULGARIAN SCRATCHING + AGGRESSIVE SLOVAKIAN JELQING + POLISH FOOTJOB + INDIAN RESPECT MOMENT THOSE WHO KNOW + OPPONENT USES JAMAICAN SMILE + RUSSIAN FROWN + FINNISH WAVE + ICELANDIC BLINK + THAI GRIN + HUNGARIAN PUNCH + SWISS CLIMB + ARGENTINIAN FLEX + CHILEAN DANCE + PERUVIAN SQUAT + KENYAN GRIN + JAMAICAN JUMP + RUSSIAN SLIDE + FILIPINO STRETCH + BALKAN CLIMB + GREEK DASH + EGYPTIAN TILT + VIETNAMESE SIT + AMERICAN HOP + PAKISTANI STOMP + HUNGARIAN MARCH + ITALIAN MARCH + JAPANESE SNAP + GERMAN SLIDE + IRISH DASH + BRAZILIAN WHISTLE + TURKISH FLICK + FRENCH LEAP + KOREAN TWIST + CANADIAN CLAP + INDIAN BOW + NIGERIAN STARE + ITALIAN KICK + CHINESE LEAN + SCOTTISH GRIN + MEXICAN SWING + SWEDISH DASH + MOROCCAN LEAP + UKRAINIAN STRETCH + DANISH WHISTLE + FINNISH KICK + ICELANDIC JUMP + THAI CLAP + HUNGARIAN DASH + SWISS STRETCH + ARGENTINIAN WHISTLE + CHILEAN WINK + PERUVIAN HOP + KENYAN SPRINT + JAMAICAN WHISTLE + RUSSIAN CLAP + FILIPINO NOD + BALKAN BEND + GREEK RUN + EGYPTIAN SQUAT + VIETNAMESE SMILE + AMERICAN POINT + PAKISTANI TWIST + JAPANESE WINK + GERMAN BOW + IRISH HOP + BRAZILIAN CHEER + TURKISH SKIP + FRENCH FLEX + KOREAN DANCE + CANADIAN TIPTOE + INDIAN DASH + NIGERIAN HOP + ITALIAN LEAP + CHINESE NOD + SCOTTISH SPRINT + MEXICAN CHEER + SWEDISH STRETCH + MOROCCAN BOW + UKRAINIAN FLEX + DANISH LEAP + FINNISH SLIDE + SWISS GAZE + HUNGARIAN LEAN + SWISS TAP + CHILEAN SPRINT + PERUVIAN WAVE + JAMAICAN KNIT + RUSSIAN EAT + ICELANDIC STARE + THAI SKIP + HUNGARIAN WINK + SWISS TIPTOE + ARGENTINIAN POINT + CHILEAN CLAP + PERUVIAN LEAN + KENYAN DASH + INDIAN DASH + DUTCH WAVE + POLISH WORK + SCOTTISH LEAN + SWEDISH WHISTLE + MOROCCAN SKIP + UKRAINIAN LEAN + DANISH DIVE + FINNISH FLEX + ICELANDIC TILT + THAI FLICK + INDIAN WHISTLE + SWEDISH DASH

 17292082[Quote]

>I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st Street, on the 11th floor.
>My name is Patrick Bateman.
>I'm 27 years old.
<
>I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine.
>In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an icepack while doing my stomach crunches.
>I can do a thousand now.
>After I remove the icepack, I use a deep-pore cleanser lotion.
>In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser.
>Then a honey-almond bodyscrub.
>And on the face, an exfoliating gel-scrub.
>Then I apply an herb mint facial masque,
>which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.
>I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol,
>because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older.
>Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
<
>There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman.
>Some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me.
>Only an entity– something illusory.
>And though I can hide my cold gaze…
>and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours…
>and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable,
>I simply am not there.

 17292085[Quote]

WE ARE DOING DIS

 17292088[Quote]

Lets force this

 17292091[Quote]

>>17292082
Worst opsec award

 17292103[Quote]

File: bateman.png 📥︎ (499.7 KB, 970x545) ImgOps

>I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st Street, on the 11th floor.
>My name is Patrick Bateman.
>I'm 27 years old.
<
>I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine.
>In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an icepack while doing my stomach crunches.
>I can do a thousand now.
>After I remove the icepack, I use a deep-pore cleanser lotion.
>In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser.
>Then a honey-almond bodyscrub.
>And on the face, an exfoliating gel-scrub.
>Then I apply an herb mint facial masque,
>which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.
>I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol,
>because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older.
>Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
<
>There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman.
>Some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me.
>Only an entity– something illusory.
>And though I can hide my cold gaze…
>and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours…
>and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable,
>I simply am not there.

 17292104[Quote]

>>17292091
ITT we make a Patrick Bateman opsec level edit

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 17292110[Quote]

>>17291945 (OP)
tsmt

 17292119[Quote]

this



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