/soy/ - Soyjaks

It's 9 o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd starts posting
There's an oldfag sittin' next to me
Jerkin' off to his soytan and 'P
He says, "Son, can you draw me a memory?
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's loli, and it's 'P, and I knew it complete
When I was still new here"

La, la-la, di-dee-da
La-la, di-dee-da da-dum

Draw us a gem, you're the jarty man
Draw us a gem tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a soytam gemmy
And you've got us feelin' alright

Now Lute at the board is a friend of mine
He gets me my gems for free
And he's quick with a joke, or to light up your smoke
But there's someplace that he'd rather be
He says, "Bill, I believe this is killing me"
As the smile ran away from his face
"Well, I'm sure that I could be a succesful 'P sharer
If I could get out of this place"

Oh, la, la-la, di-dee-da
La-la, di-dee-da da-dum

Now Skajy0s is a lolifag janny
Who never had time for to rape someone
And he's talkin' with Davy, who's still in posting on the sharty
And probably will be for life
And the chud is practicing politics
As the oldfags slowly get bored
Yes, they're sharing a board they call dead
But it's better than postin' alone

Draw us a gem, you're the jarty man
Draw us a gem tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a soytam gemmy
And you've got us feelin' alright

It's a pretty good PPH for a Saturday
And the moderator gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's my gems they've been comin' to see
To forget about life for a while
And the complaining, it sounds like a carnival
And the drawing tablet smells like a cum
And they sit in my thread and put (You)s in my jar
And say, "Man, what are you doin' here?"

Oh, la, la-la, di-dee-da
La-la, di-dee-da da-dum

Draw us a gem, you're the jarty man
Draw us a gem tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a soytam gemmy
And you've got us feelin' alright