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ITT nusois ask us questions related to the soysphere and we friendly answer them

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Where do I get a trans girlfriend

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How to become a god?

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How do I please my BLACK KANG BVLL?

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>>17285673
>>17285674
blacked.com
type :god me

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>>17285674
you get cast into the fiery pits of hell where you belong

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>>17285673
As a frogposter, I would like to find one myself, nusoi. I think this site isn't the best place to do this. You can joke that it is infested with trannies, but still

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what is kUZ REAL IDENTITY

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How do I get a girlfriend

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>>17285674
It depends, nusoi. Different religions have different meaning of god. For example, mormons believe that humans are spiritual children of God and can eventually become like Him by following the teachings of Jesus Christ, receiving sacred temple ordinances, and enduring faithfully to the end.

But this subject is complex, I think you need to do more research by yourself.

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>>17285738
;god me
thankzs

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>>17285681
If your bull is gay you can have sex with him. If not, you should find girlfriend, nusoi

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>>17285702
Ironically, nusoi, we still don't know for sure. Recently we discovered leaks from his discord, where he, allegedly, posted his selfie, but we can't 100% confirm that it is actually him. We do know that he's a chronic liar and a lot of info about him is just larp (live action role-play). But he is definitely a shotacon pedo. You can check the 'ki page about his identity for more info

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How do I poop?

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>>17285711
That's a tough question, nusoi. In my opinion, you should become rich. Everything else would be easier after that

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Not a nusoi but what does "gemmy cobson" mean

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how do i get guaranteed 1 billion USD in the next 24 hours

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>>17285812
You should first enter the bathroom and sit on your toilet (or just squat on the ground, if you don't have any), then you have to relax your anus. Normally, the poop will come out after that. If not, I suggest you to change your diet and eat more fiber. If you still have problem with pooping even after that, I reccomend to visit a doctor

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is being gay allowed

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>>17285825
Literally, a person who says this wants to express his likeness towards cobson as a variant. Sometimes it also can be used ironically towards nuvariants

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Frog can you give a recipe for a tasty rich carrotcake

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>>17285898
By itself, it is permitted on this imageboard

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>>17285915
fuck you nigga

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Why do soyteens apply their humor everywhere and act surprised when normies use it?

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>>17285882
Read this while pooping, thank you for the help OP

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>>17286045
ahh, yes, my favorite question. Well, in my opinion there are multiple reasons why this happens. I would say that these are two different groups of soybeans. Those who repeat their jokes outside of soysphere probably just find them really funny, and want to share them with others. Maybe they want to invite more newcomers, or maybe because they are nusois themselves.

But if we belive that these are all the same people, than they are probably poisoned by imageboard culture and like to have to opposite points of view at the same time

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>>17286047
No problem, nusoi

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>soyjak.st filename
kys fake frogposter

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Frogcaca, how do I know if 0.999…=1?

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frogkeks youre not supposed to do dis

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>>17286187
guess I'm just going to commit suicide. It was pleasure to answer your questions, nusois

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How can I make my penis bigger?

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i how is Post site here?

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>>17286215
Microspic 'g

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>>17286267
anti-dog 'g

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>>17286187
soyclucka 4chan also uses the same unix timestamp system with a random letter at the end

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