>MANE this soil is literally the jerde-ACKK<Hmmm these chips taste ==HUNKY==^They say you are what you eat mr gapejak<Wha- *turns into a potato and fucking dies*

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Anonymous 08/20/26 (Thu) 03:40:16 №17276505 [Quote]

>MANE this soil is literally the jerde-ACKK
<Hmmm these chips taste HUNKY
^They say you are what you eat mr gapejak
<Wha-
*turns into a potato and fucking dies*

Anonymous 08/20/26 (Thu) 03:40:31 №17276509 [Quote]

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Chud 08/20/26 (Thu) 03:47:49 №17276646 [Quote]

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>I am beetroot geg
<Oh hey this little dude looks just like me. I am hungry doebiet so i am still going to eat you
5 minutes later
^Oyyy what the fuck happened to me
*he looks into a mirror*
^I look like just like that beetroot now. Are people going to start calling me broot

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Chud 08/20/26 (Thu) 04:00:54 №17276930 [Quote]

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>Hey dude i just bought some SoySALT from the grocery store apparently it's healthier or something i need to go get something you better not eat all my fucking salt
<Yeah yeah dude dont you trust me i would never do such a thing
Gapejak leaves the room
<I should totally eat all this salt
^Come on you want to eat me so bad dont you come on just do it eat me eat me now
<The Salt is calling… I must consume…
*grinlook poggers pour the entire bowl of salt in his mouth*
<What the hell is happening to me-
^ITS TIME TO GET REAL SALTY

Chud 08/20/26 (Thu) 04:04:35 №17277014 [Quote]

Geggy

Chud 08/20/26 (Thu) 04:14:36 №17277224 [Quote]

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<HEY COBSON YOU GOTTAAAAAAAA TRY THIS BLUNT IT'S SO TIGHT I AM HIGH AS A KITE
>Fine… I got nothing to do either way might as well try something new.
>Heh this is some weak ass pussy shit you call that a blun-
>Oh…. Oh yeah that hits the spot. I feel incredible… I feel that shit all over. This is some nice weed i tell you. I am feeling rather =RAPE=y, =son=.

Chud 08/20/26 (Thu) 04:15:33 №17277245 [Quote]

>>17276505 (OP)
Why would he die if he got turned into a potato he would still be alive doe

Anonymous 08/20/26 (Thu) 04:15:40 №17277249 [Quote]

Moral of the story dont give a cobson niggerweed it turns him into apeson or something

Anonymous 08/20/26 (Thu) 04:16:04 №17277258 [Quote]

>>17277245
shut the fuck up my story my rules kill yourself

Chud 08/20/26 (Thu) 04:16:54 №17277275 [Quote]

>>17276505 (OP)
>>17276646
>>17276930
>>17277224
Gems.

Chud 08/20/26 (Thu) 04:19:20 №17277335 [Quote]

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>>17276505 (OP)

Chud 08/20/26 (Thu) 04:24:05 №17277451 [Quote]

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>>17276646

Anonymous 08/20/26 (Thu) 04:38:19 №17277760 [Quote]

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>Man. I am feeling rather sad.
>If only i had something to distract me from this monotonous soul crushing depression
<Hey dude i heard a new console just came out it's from the same company that makes the mario games
>that sounds nice I might check it out
*5 PAYCHECKS LATERS*
>It took so long to save up enough for savings to buy this nintendo switch i even avoided buying a razor which made me grow a stubble haha
And so the first soyak is born

Chud 08/20/26 (Thu) 04:39:02 №17277785 [Quote]

forgot to bump

Anonymous 08/20/26 (Thu) 04:39:41 №17277800 [Quote]

wow this sounded much funnier in my head but its total coal

Anonymous 08/20/26 (Thu) 04:39:49 №17277805 [Quote]

fuck my life

Anonymous 08/20/26 (Thu) 04:40:31 №17277825 [Quote]

shit so bad the baiters havent even bothered raiding it

Chud 08/20/26 (Thu) 05:16:00 №17278625 [Quote]

>>17277825
its okay man

Chud 08/20/26 (Thu) 05:27:44 №17278867 [Quote]

>>17277800
It’s not that bad, you’re ok