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NO PORN NIGGERS!

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I'm on a flight to Lesotho, wish me luck 'teens.

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the sharty hates when the /soy/ 'log is IAS instead of random bait

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i eat poop ama

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ITT we make this an ERP

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hold on my soyjak is still loading

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*posts feraljak*

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Sorry, had to wait for 9 minutes to post this due to lesotho internet

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>Howdy cityslickers!
<Welcome to our completely normal farm!

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>>17276142
stupid fucking soyjak doesnt want to get out of my folder

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^"Where am I?"

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STOP TAKING A BREAK I NEED TO POST

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>>17276173
>Why you're in our totally normal farm! Ain't I right Jeremiah?
<You sure is Russel!

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>>17276207
^*holds up STG44*
^can you just point me to the exit?"

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can we just skip to the part where tnd gets enacted?

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>henwo mei amigos mi iz a an ariayn beest badawra o algo

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>>17276247
Posted nigger tomoko again awar

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>>17276304
it makes any situation a bit more interesting and the only semi gemmy threads other than the raids are the rp ones

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>>17276247
>Woah woah now cityslicker! Lets not get too hasty here! The exit's is where you cames from!
<Not like them bullets would do anything to us.
>>17276295
>Sir you is a bad liar
<Agreed

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>>17276158
Ohio ahh farm

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>>17276350
>the only semi gemmy threads other than the raids are the rp ones
the absolute state

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>>17276358
>eh.. yu iz righ o algo.. mi iz leik larp as ariayn but yu iz make me think.. maibe mi iz be feelings better if mi iz become better? Waht think?

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*spanks you but in a non sexual way*

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>>17276247
I hashbanned this

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>>17276379
ok there are other gemmy therads its just drowned out by the sheer coal spam

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>this soil is literally the jerde-ACKK
<Hmmm these chips taste HUNKY
^They say you are what you eat mr gapejak
<Wha-
*turns into a potato and fucking dies*

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>>17276392
>Why I am all for self improvement!
<Here, take this self improvement guide we read to become civilized folk
^

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>>17276463
FUCK I FORGOT THE LAST IMAGE

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>>17276470
Ehr xor i mean ok thank ey mi amigo alnfo

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>>17276358
^"Fine- what do you have at the farm?"
>>17276463
gem

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>>17276497
>Well we gots crops like potatoes!
<Just make sure you dont invoke troll science around the produce…
>We also gots tongueboy cattle!
<They make wonderful steaks!
>And we got the other farm amenities and such!
<Wouldnt be a normal farm without em.

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>HEY! Nusois get over here, Buster ill give you the camera
<Thanks Pepe, now CHEESE
>what about me?
<aw get over here!
^did someone say Hunky?
*giga pops into frame*
^giga, My very best friend!
>NOVV, BUSTER TAKE THE PHOTO
*camera clicks*

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i eat poop

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>>17276567
You forgot penistext

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>>17276536
^"Cool…"
^*looks down at ground*
^"Do you know anything about nophono?"

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>>17276631
>You… you dare utter that accursed name?
<Russel, to the bunker, now… HE is coming…
^the bunker doors open and shut, the farmerboys gone from the story.

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>>17276631
^"OOYYYY"
^*raises up STG44 to shoulderfire, twitches head to the left and right*

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nyaa~~

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>>17276827
or however the cordfags are groomed

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>>17276927
why did the second one turn from spongebob to jew

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>>17276927
I love this voice over alot, really fit with how Russ and Jeremy are at the end of the day a Teethboy and Fingerboy trying to larp as normal individuals

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>>17276965
Just testing out voices during the recording. I was inspired by W. C. Fields' voice for the drawl

>>17277471
Thanks

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>pulls out my penis
>Who wants to kiss it?

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>>17277562
Forgot the soyjak brah



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