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confession thread

post your deepest darkest secrets & confessions
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>>17273244
i already have suicidal thoughts anyway so I will probably kill myself in less than 2 years kek

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>>17273269
you really need therapy, desperately

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>>17273234
oh no no no no no no
nusois not like this

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I find men attractive and I use this site as an outlet due to being extremely closeted irl

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>>17273300
i went to therapy and it didn't do shit

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>>17273245
It could be worse…
Thank god it isn't tho

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>>17273318
what did the therapist say? did you admit your fetishes to them?

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>>17273344
exactly, although its disgusting, atleast you arent a pedo or a zoophile

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I threw a fork in my school cafeteria's microwave

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>>17273348
no nigga nobody irl knows any of this and i will probably get executed if someone finds out

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i used to play troonslop games and watch saberspark
>if i did this for a couple more years i probably would've trooned out

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>>17273405
Aryan for posting this

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>>17273374
What country do you live in

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>>17273374
the therapist cant help you if you dont admit shit

maybe go for anonymous online therapy instead, you recognize its fucked up, so you wanting to do something about it is good.

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>>17273421
probably somewhere in the middle east

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i eat poop haha

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since ive never actually make a real confession in one of these threads, ill go for it.

i threw a fermented piss bomb at my friends once, and it went over them. they were extremely mad at me for weeks afterwards, but we laugh about it now since it was years ago.

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>>17273521
explain yourt method now

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i use the soap first, then the shampoo second when showering

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>>17273521
Fermented geg

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>>17273557
everyphono does this

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Why do these threads have IDs?

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>>17272761 (OP)
I'm blue

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I raped your mom last night

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>>17273586
I'm dolly

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>>17273586
ITS SENTIENT

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>>17273535
piss in a botte, put some bread and sugar in there to feed any bacteria, screw the lid airtight shut, put tape around it aswell to stop any extra tiny amount of gas leaking out. leave it in a dark place for a few months (i hid it in my locker at school). When its time to launch it, slightly crack the lid, gas will immediately start leaking and it willl smell awful, quickly throw it and watch it explode everywhere

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>>17273582
So your real IP is attached to it when the Soyjak Shitty gets their IPs leaked again and we can dox you

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>>17273602
actual biohazard geeegggg

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>>17273521
also the smell was so bad they had to close off the entire stairwell it happened on, and the surrounding corridors. people halfway across the school could reportedly smell it and everyone was talking about it. i was terrified of getting caught, but i never did

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>>17273593
SENTIENT

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>>17273629
i did another one with fermented horse shit (in the same week).

i found the horse shit on my schools field as they were fertilizing it. scooped it up and put it in a bottle

ended up cracking the lid, and throwing it again, went over a bunch of randoms, and i sprinted before they caught me, it was in an area with no cameras so i was lucky

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I'm (((BLACKED)))

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>>17273682
Fail…

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i watched 2 girls 1 cup

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there is something im considering admitting to, but its kind of jartypilled (not fetish related)

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UP

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up

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I once didn't practice good OPSec and now it bugs the shit out of me that I ever didn't.

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i goon to muslim women

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>>17273106
spadeson is that you?

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>>17274024
so you can goon to anything as long as you see a pair of eyes on it?

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>>17274039
its only those european women who dress in hijabs though

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>>17273106
>I unironically bought a black dildo and fuck myself constantly with it. I'm sitting on it right now. I know it's degenerate but I just cant stop.

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>>17272761 (OP)
test

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I have been pantified and am a femboy
I plan to shoot up a mosque or kill invaders some time in the future



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