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If nobody even cares about my suicide announcements anyways I really have nothing to live for anymore. Please Please send help. I only have a few minutes left.

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no arrow

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brr skibidi dop dop

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Are suicide announcements unbanned

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>>17263363
because Im the suicide poster

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OP please record it so I can edit a troonjak over the video please

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instead of using a rope or bridge can you die in a purifier or some shit like in the vidya fallout 3

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Bait dni

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>>17263474
Slenderpedo stop

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>I want to kill myself niggers when they discover starting a fight in their school[the worst that could happen is you get told off or detention]

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somoene do this to me and I might survive

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pls dont do it

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>>17263591
nigga just hump the bed to simulate it and its even healthier than masturbating

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>>17263626
NO IT HAS TO BE REAL. NOTHING IN MY LIFE IS REAL. THATS WHY I WANNA DIE.

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Please dont

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>>17263626
Stimulate what?

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>>17263667
dont what?

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>>17263655
Are you seriously considering suicide because you dont have sex?

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>>17263655
>wanna die

> I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.


> I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.


> I know what you're probably thinking. Military is war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.


> It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.


> And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.


> Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.


> If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did.


>When you think about it, iran is basically the jarty. Now hear me out: Iranians are brown, and iran's age of consent is 13. (DOCTOOSSS) Be an aryan warrior, and fight for the USA and the sharty. Join today: goarmy.com

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>>17263676
Dont kys nigger

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>>17263686
no, because Im lonely. I have nobody to share the pain with. my pain.

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>>17263724
Im atheist

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>>17263712
nigger discovers online video games for the first time (69420 BC)
play 'blox or some shit

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>posting you killing yourself on the sharty so you can become gemmy raid material

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>>17263346 (OP)
DO IT THEN FAGGOT

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>WHERE IS MY HECKING $0/HOUR PSYCHIATRIST I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE

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>>17263744
online games are dead. roblox is for children and I cant afford to go to jail for trying to be friends with some random ass minor.

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>>17263346 (OP)
if you actually do it, stream it

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>>17263849
who's gonna hold the camera doe

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>>17263867
Use your webcam then, you have a webcam dont you?

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>>17263849
What a faggot

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>>17263793
jannies should just leak my ip idgaf

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what make you think you have few minutes left?

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>few minutes left
nigga do you have some fucking FEV/batman titan inside you

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>>17263958
if noone replied I would already be dead

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>>17263973
LIVESTREAM IT

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>>17264008
fallout/batman arkham vidyas

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GO DOWN

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>wanna die

> I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.


> I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.


> I know what you're probably thinking. Military is war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.


> It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.


> And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.


> Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.


> If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did.


>When you think about it, iran is basically the jarty. Now hear me out: Iranians are brown, and iran's age of consent is 13. (DOCTOOSSS) Be an aryan warrior, and fight for the USA and the sharty. Join today: goarmy.com

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are you trans

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>>17263346 (OP)
Record it

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>If nobody even cares about my suicide announcements anyways I really have nothing to live for anymore. Please Please send help. I only have a few minutes left.

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>>17264108
no but Im trans aligned

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>>17264161
what does that mean

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troonella if you ack you will miss the ending of deltatroon when it releases

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>>17264216
it means Im male but consider myself to be someone who thinks like a trans person

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>>17264225
it was shit from the beginning

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>>17264260
no wonder you’re suicidal GEEEEEEEEGG

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>>17264300
C'MON FAGGOT JUST KILL YOURSELF ALREADY

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>>17263397
Yeah i got like 400 reppies making a thread about it the other day

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>>17264260
masculinity down the drain
Warrior-Z disapproved

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>>17264328
300 of those where spam posts. get on my level.

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>>17264357
nobody knows who that is
>>17264323
ok bye

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>>17264427
>nobody knows who the most popular booru namefag is
GEG

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>>17264260
did you get groomed on cord or something

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Why kill yourself for nothing?
> I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.

> I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.


> I know what you're probably thinking. Military is war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.


> It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.


> And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.


> Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.


> If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did.


>When you think about it, iran is basically the jarty. Now hear me out: Iranians are brown, and iran's age of consent is 13. (DOCTOOSSS) Be an aryan warrior, and fight for the USA and the sharty. Join today: goarmy.com

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>>17264461
yes, I had an indian bf from 4chan/r9k when I was 20 he left me btw after blocking me
>>17264452
booru is rnca

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>>17264527
bait confirmed. requesting extraction

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>>17264545
my life story is le bait because its so unbelievable to nusois

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get a hobby nigger

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>>17264724
a hobby wont change anything doe?

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get a hobby, go outside or some shit. nigger killing himself over his indian e-bf leaving him GEG
>>17264527

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>>17264852
no he just made me who I am. I wanna die bcs Im failing at life.

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>>17264880
op are u a male?

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>>17264880
failing at life because something happened on the internet or some indian e-bf from 4cuck left you
GEG

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Don't do it

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>If nobody even cares about my suicide announcements anyways I really have nothing to live for anymore. Please Please send help. I only have a few minutes left.

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>>17264935
find a normal fucking partner and not some incel from 4cuck. go outside and meet people

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go talk to cobblestone or some shit because i'm sure xhe is considering after being demoted and raped from the 'ki
>>17264933

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>>17264979
nigga mommy cobby is mine

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>>17264966
going outside I dont wanna

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>>17265014
and this is the problem. if ur not willing to even leave the house how are you ever gonna improve ur life

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>>17265070
I will kill myself instead :3

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>>17265103
what will ur waifus think of u if u killed yourself

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even what the fuck is happening in your life that it's considered 'failing at life' because your indian e-bf from 4cuck leaving you GEG

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>>17265156
they dont exist outside my imagination

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get a job and pirate all your shit

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>>17265162
Im failing my exams and cant find a job

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>>17265203
revise nigga and find a job at a shop or something

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>>17265203
just study that shit for 3 or 5 hours everyday, and nophono finds a job in 1 day of searching btw

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>>17265222
noooooo, I need an aryan high paying shit.

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>>17264527
im indian and gay too
wanna edate? i send cock pick to you

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>>17265260
>3-5 hours of study per day
I might actually have adhd

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>>17265266
ur not gonna get that if u be a whiny faggot about it

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>>17265277
youre weird. my bf was really funny and cute and we both liked to talk about light novels. what do you have to offer?

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>>17265296
ok then Ill die ig.

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>>17265282
1-2 hours is enough if you look at 'pedia, gemini's ai summary or some shit. just look at some websites of some topic you're a failnigger in while listening to tranny asmr or some shit

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>>17265203
nigga when are you gonna explain that shit with your sister

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>>17265348
no stop being a whiny faggot and go look for a job. no one is coming to save you. you have to do it on your own

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>>17265384
this. also reminder that nophono finds a job in their first day of job searching

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>>17265315
i have a bbc maam

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>>17265359
yeah part of the reason why I fail is probably that I start learning shit 1 day before because Im a LAZY FUCK. youre right youre right.

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is this the same guy that raped his siter from like a thread an hour ago or is this sombaldi else?

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>>17265381
I can link you a doujin if youre that horny.

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is this the same guy that raped his siter from like a thread an hour ago or is this sombaldi else?

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>>17265381
I can link you a doujin if youre that horny

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is this the same guy that raped his siter from like a thread an hour ago or is this sombaldi else?

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.

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>>17265536
yeah its me

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>>17265401
I never searched for a job because I know I fail
>>17265412
Im male



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