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 17258007[Quote]

If you make an unwholesome big*ted comment on r/Nintendo, do not turn back because there WILL be a ghost behind you. He is the ghost of a dead soyboy cuckold. He will place his hand on your shoulder and ask you the following, spine-tingling bone-chilling question:
>Is it true that science proves my wife's boyfriend is objectively wholesome?
If you answer yes, he applauds your response by shoving a bottle of Soylent down your throat, which chokes you to death.
If you answer no, he screams
>Erm… BIG yikerinos sweety
and smashes your skull with his Nintendo Switch.

 17258039[Quote]

doctos what the fuck is this real?

 17258054[Quote]

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>If you make an unwholesome big*ted comment on r/Nintendo, do not turn back because there WILL be a ghost behind you. He is the ghost of a dead soyboy cuckold. He will place his hand on your shoulder and ask you the following, spine-tingling bone-chilling question:
>>Is it true that science proves my wife's boyfriend is objectively wholesome?
>If you answer yes, he applauds your response by shoving a bottle of Soylent down your throat, which chokes you to death.
>If you answer no, he screams
>>Erm… BIG yikerinos sweety
>and smashes your skull with his Nintendo Switch.

 17258103[Quote]

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>>17258007 (OP)
>its real

 17258181[Quote]

for how long do I need to not turn back, thr ghost will leave eventually right?

 17258365[Quote]

>>17258181
The only way to defeat the ghost of the cuck is to google an image of a soyjak whilst he’s behind you on your device, and say
>You look like this AND say this!
atleast Ϫ times. The ghost is sensitive to soyquoting.

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>my wife’s boyfriend got scared by this! shame on you!



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