[ home / overboard ] [ soy / qa / raid / r ] [ int / pol ] [ a / an / asp / biz / mtv / r9k / tech / v / sude / x ] [ q / news / chive / rules / pass / bans / status ] [ wiki ]

A banner for soyjak.party

/soy/ - Soyjaks

The Serious Board™ for feedback, suggestions, and metawhining
Catalog
Email
Subject
Comment
File
Password (For file deletion.)

File: IMG_9768.jpeg 📥︎ (36.17 KB, 441x492) ImgOps

File: IMG_9766.jpeg 📥︎ (42.07 KB, 439x426) ImgOps

File: IMG_9767.jpeg 📥︎ (128.38 KB, 920x1139) ImgOps

File: IMG_9765.jpeg 📥︎ (103.29 KB, 869x1094) ImgOps

 17255101[Quote]

I am a student at the creator or rather main forcer of the joyjaks; Crimzon Fur’s school so yes I know xim irl and I’m familiar with his shitflings with the soysphere. However, specifically I want to discuss the Derpson variant. I saw the fag it was traced off of. It looks uncannily similar to an equally as mentally ill yet younger pooner-dyke that Crimzon Troon is close friends with and constantly sits with at lunch. Same shoes, same hair and judging from the autistic facial expression same Redditroon humour.

It’s quite unclear to me about the exact origins of the ‘jak in question. Given the fact that Crimzon is the gegbvll that started that whole dust storm it’s appeara to me he could’ve traced it off her.

 17255152[Quote]

Didn’t crimzontroon leave the internet? Geg

 17255223[Quote]

>>17255152
We’re positive he has a new alias elsewhere but I haven’t heard anything concrete and shit like that spreads around pretty fast. He has dropped the furfaggotry (thank god).

 17255240[Quote]

I remember when niggers made spadeson edits of this 'jak right before finding out she was a minor and then freaking out begging jannies not to ban them afterwards geg

 17255276[Quote]

>>17255240
Yeah. She is a minor and if what I say is true, younger than Crimzon even. Which is concerning given how close they are (it is a pipeline).

 17255312[Quote]

>>17255276
Marge who's crimzon? I haven't browsed the 'ty in a while

 17255330[Quote]

>>17255240
Why are you calling him a she

 17255342[Quote]

File: nate.png 📥︎ (88.47 KB, 490x662) ImgOps

>>17255101 (OP)
whenever i see this jak i got ptsd from that one time i opened a dead hostile site through winy SECAwiki. It almost gave me trojan into because i have auto download on

 17255347[Quote]


 17255348[Quote]

>>17255342
What browser do you have?

 17255356[Quote]

>>17255312
Ex-furfag soyteen who used to browse the sharty and spawned the Joyjak craze on Xitter in late 2025. He also coalled up the Sharty.

 17255359[Quote]

>>17255348
firefox

 17255362[Quote]

>>17255330
Pooner not a mtf troon

 17255368[Quote]

What’s their relationship like?

 17255424[Quote]

>>17255368
They’re extremely close friends. They could possibly be dating but I think the dyke already has a boyfriend but it could always be a polycule or cuckold situation. You know how these sorts of fags are.

This would be concerning as she’s in Year 9 and he’s in Year 11 and that’s a bad dynamic at that age and could also end up as a slippery slope for… yeah.

 17255434[Quote]

>>17255424
Idk if the other guy is her boyfriend or girlfriend but I’m pretty sure he’s a troon so I’m just gonna say male o algo.

 17255443[Quote]

File: 1783202930402n.png 📥︎ (212.3 KB, 805x1254) ImgOps

>This would be concerning as she’s in Year 9 and he’s in Year 11 and that’s a bad dynamic at that age and could also end up as a slippery slope for… yeah.

 17255587[Quote]

>>17255434
>afraid to say pedophilia award
Nuswa…
Dating someone 2 years younger than you is normal. If she was in 7th grade or something then I’d worry o algo.

 17255642[Quote]

I know that Derpson has 6 thrembillion mental disorders and a vomit fetish if I remember correctly. That’s all I know.

 17255721[Quote]

>>17255642
The mental disorders absolutely check out. She isn’t even at school half the time due to not being able to handle anything and she gets along with Crimzon because both of them have aspies 2. The vomit thing? No idea. I knew Crimzon was found to be gooning to some adjacent brimmy shit though.

 17255738[Quote]

>>17255642
It wasn’t a fetish it was a part of her eating disorder

 17255775[Quote]

>>17255721
>adjacent brimmy shit
?

 17255797[Quote]

>>17255775
He was found to have piss stuff liked on either rule 34 or deviantart I don’t remember which

 17255810[Quote]

>>17255797
EPI is a cancer

 17255823[Quote]

>>17255738
This I know nothing about

 17255847[Quote]

Vp

 17255939[Quote]

>Crimjak x Derpson
Match made in niggerhell

 17255942[Quote]

shove him into a locker of 'jaks

 17256020[Quote]

Shove both of them. Fuck Crimzonfaggot and this tranny variant

 17256268[Quote]

File: Untitled945_20260820020131.png 📥︎ (725.72 KB, 2160x1338) ImgOps

>>Crimjak x Derpson
>Match made in niggerhell

 17256387[Quote]

Coal (because joyjak) with gemmy qualities

 17256422[Quote]

>>17256387
Joyjaks are coal the ‘jak however is ironically a gem

 17256439[Quote]

>>17256268
Shit tier wojack

 17256531[Quote]

File: IMG_9773.jpeg 📥︎ (78.73 KB, 1148x797) ImgOps

>>17256387
It’s a match made in niggerhell IT’S GONNA BE COAL

 17256612[Quote]

>>17255101 (OP)
Holy fucking shit thats gotta be the most mutilateable face ever I want to pour acid on to those retarded soulless eyes

 17256649[Quote]

This woman is severely Disturbed mentally

 17256772[Quote]

>>17256649
Indeed she is



[Return][Catalog][Go to top][Post a Reply]
Delete Post [ ]
[ home / overboard ] [ soy / qa / raid / r ] [ int / pol ] [ a / an / asp / biz / mtv / r9k / tech / v / sude / x ] [ q / news / chive / rules / pass / bans / status ] [ wiki ]