/soy/ - Soyjaks

I keep seeing niggers who make porn of this fictional furfag, can somebaldi give me a Snopes as to what this character is

>I keep seeing niggers who make porn of this fictional furfag, can somebaldi give me a Snopes as to what this character is
its scp 1471

>>17254410
Its a SCP or something

>>17254410
its mal0 and its some sentient phone app that stalks you

>>17254429
How do niggas even find that hot

jsid

rape op with axes

>>17254486
https://e621.net/posts?tags=scp-1471-a+rating%3Ae+order%3Ascore
look for yourself.

>>17254486
because from the very first time of its creation it already look like a thick female furry with skull face so obviously its a goonbait from the start

>>17254503
geggerald

>>17254505
>e621
kys

>>17254410
scary monster that stalks you that canonically drove a girl to suicide btw

How to grow magic or psilocybin mushrooms in two simple steps:
Google and order golden teacher liquid culture 10cc, this is the seed of the mushroom
Google and order mushroom magic bag, and follow the instructions but use the golden teacher liquid culture syringe

35 days later when you have harvested them, dry them out and weigh them on a scale

1 gram is light
2 grams is normal
3-5 grams is heavy

Typical experience is with 1.5 grams

>>17254543
to much gigs of mal0 porn overloading your craptop

>>17254553
but this fact doesnt matter to mal-0 fans because they are SCP larpers who dont have the literary skills to read through an SCP filing

>>17254578
SCP is autistic garbage

SCP more like SC'P

>>17254585
It's actually very interesting

>>17254591
i dont find mal0 attractive, theres much better oc's and characters that furniggers make

>>17254631
xes right doe
furaryans make good ocs and art

>>17254623
when did i say mal-0 was attractive mal-0 would be genuinely terrifying in real life it literally drove some girl to become severely paranoid and end her life

>>17254631
evendoe all 'teen goon to furgigas 'art' once

>>17254646
proof?

>>17254667
no dumbass i am talking about the fictional story where scp 1471 originated

>>17254669
i do thise daily

Mid goons kys op

>>17254681
i am not talking about real life i am talking about the universe in which scp 1471 exists

>>17254692
fuck u

>>17254699
niggas are just retards in the scp universe

>>17254706
what the fuck are you talking about if scp 1471 was stalking you you would probably go crazy too

>>17254706
i would begin jerking off to the images mal0 sends

>>17254721
no i would be happy to have company

>>17254700
Get a better goonstash nigga

>>17254721
If she was stalking me i would tell about greatness of being white person

>>17254727
does this face look anything BUT terrifying

>>17254745
stop lying to yourself 'teen

>>17254749
evendoe skulldogs are peak goonstash

>>17254752
it's not a she it's an IT you dumb ass

>>17254755
omgsisa.

>>17254772
ill find out

Item #: SCP-9558

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures:
All known physical copies of "Shit Nophono Cares About" are to be considered SCP-9558 instances and are to be confiscated immediately. Under no circumstances are unauthorized Foundation personnel to open, read, photograph, scan, digitize or ███████████ the contents of an instance.

Due to the properties of SCP-9558 instances, no physical copy is to be handled in an uncovered state. Each instance is to be completely wrapped in a continuous sheet of █████████████ with all seams welded and sealed to prevent accidental exposure of any portion of the text. The ████████ enclosure is to be applied without opening, unfolding, or otherwise exposing the book's contents. No viewing ports, transparent materials, or removable panels are permitted. All known SCP-9558 instances have proven indestructible by all Foundation methods tested to date. Attempts to burn, crush, disintegrate, chemically dissolve, ████████ or otherwise damage an instance are prohibited. The Foundation is to assume that SCP-9558 instances cannot be destroyed and that any attempt at destruction may produce unforeseen anomalous effects.

Recovered copies are to be transported in sealed archival containers to Site-██. Upon arrival, each copy is to be placed individually within a Class-XZ reinforced containment vault and secured in a designated archival locker. Access to the vault and its contents is restricted to personnel with Class 3 Clearance or Lower unless with direct authorization from Dr Cobson. The containment vault is to remain under continuous video surveillance.

The Foundation's information-security division is to maintain continuous monitoring of imageboards, alternative social-media communities, file-sharing services, torrent indexes, text repositories, and other locations where SCP-9558 related material could plausibly appear. Particular attention is to be given to 4chan, soyjak.party, and successor or mirror communities (Commonly refered to as "Alt Chans") where users may attempt to circulate scans, photographs, memes, excerpts, or purported "summaries" of the book.

MTF Task Force "Glowies" has primary responsibility for SCP-9558 digital suppression. When a reference to "Shit Nophono Cares About" is identified, This Task Force is responsible to:

1. Determine whether the material constitutes a genuine SCP-9558 instance or a derivative.
2. Remove or quarantine the material through Foundation-controlled means.
3. Identify and contain any physical copies associated with its distribution and to monitor locations where identified copies of the anomaly have been spotted.
4. Scrub cached, mirrored, archived, or reposted copies where feasible.
5. Monitor the originating community for evidence that additional copies have appeared.

Foundation personnel are not to open suspicious files solely to determine whether they contain SCP-9558. Automated systems are to be used whenever possible. Any proposed experiment involving SCP-9558 must receive written authorization from Dr. Cobson and O5-██.

>>17254803
No arrow because I say this

SCP-9558 is a large, hardcover black book with seemingly infinite pages, bearing the title "Shit Nophono Cares About" in white Calibri font. The physical dimensions, binding materials, and printing method vary between recovered instances, although all confirmed copies display the same title and general contents. The Foundation has so far managed to reach a page count of ███ of the anomaly in experiments. The book concerns obscure or otherwise poorly documented subjects. Known examples include obscure technical standards, niche linguistic systems, historical facts, specialized manufacturing processes, unusual geographical facts, obsolete computer technologies, █████████ and various subjects for which little public interest exists. The contents appear to constitute a collection of information specifically relevant to the entity designated SCP-9558-A, commonly referred to as Nophono.

Any individual who reads SCP-9558 regardless of the amount of material read, is attacked by SCP-9558-A within the following █ to ██ minutes. SCP-9558-A manifests multiple elongated, shadow-like appendages from its body, which █████████ and ███████ the victim before killing them. Following the attack, the victim's body, clothing, and any personal effects in direct contact with them disappear without leaving identifiable biological, physical, or forensic evidence. No remains have been recovered from any confirmed SCP-9558-related incident.

SCP-9558-A is a humanoid entity of unknown origin and apparent extreme height measuring approximately 2.1 to 2.6 meters. Available photographic and video evidence depicts SCP-9558-A wearing a bright blue suit, white shirt, and tie. Its head possesses no observable facial features. The most significant anomalous property of SCP-9558-A is its apparent relationship with information. Current evidence suggests that SCP-9558-A derives some form of sustenance or increased physical capability from knowledge concerning obscure subjects. The degree of enhancement appears to be inversely proportional to the popularity of the information involved. Widely known information provides little or no measurable benefit, while information known by very few individuals appears to produce greater effects.

The entity appears to regard exposure to the book as an immediate threat, responding by locating and eliminating the reader. The disappearance of victims following these attacks has made determining the full lethality of SCP-9558-A difficult, as no remains or recoverable biological evidence are left behind with current Foundation analysis suggests that the creation and circulation of SCP-9958 may be correlated to SCP-9958-A capabilities.

>>17254831
The Foundation first became aware of SCP-9558 following a series of unexplained disappearances reported across several imageboard sites during the summer of 2025. The initial incidents were treated as unrelated until Foundation web-crawlers identified multiple posts referencing a book titled Shit Nophono Cares About. Users described the book as an obscure collection of information concerning highly specialized or otherwise esoteric subjects, with several posters claiming to have encountered physical copies or digital reproductions.

Within approximately ██ hours of the Foundation's initial identification of the material, several users who had publicly claimed to have read the book ceased all online activity. Attempts to locate the individuals through conventional means were unsuccessful, and local authorities subsequently classified several cases as missing-person investigations. No bodies were recovered. Foundation analysts initially suspected an information-based cognitohazard. A controlled copy of an image allegedly depicting several pages of the book was isolated for examination. Personnel who viewed the image reported no immediate anomalous effects; however, one analyst subsequently identified the depicted text as corresponding to an extremely obscure technical subject. The analyst disappeared from Foundation custody approximately ██ minutes later. Surveillance footage recorded the manifestation of an unidentified humanoid figure within the containment area immediately prior to the analyst's disappearance. Following this incident, the investigation was transferred to the Department of ███████████. Correlation of the available footage with reports originating from several unrelated online communities established the existence of a previously undocumented entity matching the descriptions now assigned to SCP-9558-A.

A joint operation by Foundation web-intelligence personnel and newly created MTF Task Force "Glowies" resulted in the recovery of the first confirmed physical instance of SCP-9558 from a private residence in ███████, Ontario. The residence's occupant had disappeared approximately ██ minutes after informing an online acquaintance that they had obtained a copy of Shit Nophono Cares About. The recovered volume was found open on a desk. No biological remains or evidence of forced entry were present.

>>17254790
actually it depends on the person some people see it as a he and some people see it as a she everyone has a different interpretation of SCP-1471 but i refer to it as "it" because assigning pronouns to a monster is retarded no one calls John Carpenter's "The Thing" a He or a She

>>17254823
Addendum 1:
Due to the lethal properties of SCP-9558, experimental subjects were not permitted to verbally describe or otherwise communicate the contents of an instance after exposure. Instead, D-Class personnel were instructed to read a predetermined portion of an SCP-9558 instance and record, in writing, as much of the material as they could recall while under observation. Subjects were provided with writing materials prior to exposure and instructed to document the information they encountered immediately after reading it. In all completed trials, SCP-9558-A manifested within the expected period following exposure and killed the subject before they could be removed from the testing chamber. However, written records produced by subjects prior to their deaths have remained unaffected. Analysis of these records has not resulted in any observed manifestation of SCP-9558-A, nor have personnel reading the resulting documents experienced the anomalous effects associated with direct exposure to an SCP-9558 instance.

Accordingly, authorized written records of SCP-9558's contents may be studied without the same immediate risk associated with reading an instance itself. The Foundation has not determined whether this property applies universally to all forms of reproduction. Photographic, scanned, digital, or otherwise direct reproductions of SCP-9558 remain prohibited under current containment procedures.

The following subjects have been confirmed to appear within SCP-9558:

Typography used in 1980s Australian government documents.
The mechanics of competitive cup stacking.
The makeup artists credited on the original Star Wars trilogy.
Toki Pona syntax.
Traditional Turkic belief systems.
Types of wood used in the manufacture of toothpicks.
The structure of Masonic lodges.
The economy of Vanuatu.
The obsolete IPv5 protocol.
The standardization of paper sizes.
The orbital characteristics of Mercury.
Reverse-engineering VHS color-bleed artifacts.
Paleolithic wind instruments discovered in flooded caves.
The architectural geometry of roadside rest stops.
The precise pre-standardization hue of safety orange.
Data-corruption patterns associated with Windows 98 startup sounds.
The 1999 Yahoo Directory index.
The ISO C++ standard.
Infrared photography of parking lots.
Obscure audio data contained within historical aerospace recordings.
Field-test data from prototype aviation magnetic compasses.
The Dvorak keyboard.
Gravel composition on islands of the South Atlantic.

The above list represents only those subjects successfully documented before the termination of experimental subjects. The complete contents (if they exist) of SCP-9558 remain unknown.

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>>17254849
VVe should actually add this page to the SCP wiki

I remember Rapeson was added to the villains wiki once but some janny took it down, and said janny was exposed for drawing 'P

So does anybaldi want to make this a thread to add Nophono to SCP

>>17254864
the scp article mentions soyjak.party and 4chan which would probably be grounds to delete it
but anyways, if you really want to upload it and tweak it a bit to fit the scp wiki standards here is the text file

>>17254847
Well theres crowds saying that mal0 is a she, so everyone applied their opinion on that lore

>>17254873
sure why not
a scp wikidot raid would be fun

>>17254874
nusois, what do you think about my scp entry for nophono
should I add another addendum?