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Let's be honest, we may larp as based gigaaryan chads but if there was a button that immediately turns you into a cute magical girl in an isekai anime, we all would press it.

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fuck no i don't wanna get raped

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We?

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Common frogfail. Boring.

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I know a lot of people won't admit it or they'll pretend to be mad at it but deep down you know it's true.

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nophono thinks this

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No. I like being a man

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even doe in isekai anime i can't make spinning sonnenrad edits of anime teenagers

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>Let's be honest, we may larp as based gigaaryan chads but if there was a button that immediately turns you into a cute magical girl in an isekai anime, we all would press it.

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>>17245978
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Stop lying. Would you really prefer to be a loser?

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>>17246015
Geg. Frogs will genuinely never recover from this

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>>>17245978 (You)
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>Stop lying. Would you really prefer to be a loser?

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>>17246015
one of the funniest images on this website

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>>17246097
I don't find it particularly entertaining.

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Nigger

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i would because magic is fucking badass

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>>17246015
frogsissies this is your response?

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Somebody's having a melty after being confronted with their own thoughts.

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>>17246198
Stfu just because I think about it from time to time, it's doesn't make me a troonigger

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No if I could date a cute girl doe I would press it.

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>>17246207
Trqqncvcks…

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>>17246225
frog fail

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masculinity > femininity

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jartypoop

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>>17246207
I'm not saying that it does. This is a normal thing

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jartypoop

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I wouldn't though. I want to get the girls instead.

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hitler wouldn't approve of this

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/tttt/ approved thread

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You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the β€œvalidation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your β€œfriends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who β€œpass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

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Forgot to sage award

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>Let's be honest, we may larp as based gigaaryan chads but if there was a button that immediately turns you into a cute magical girl in an isekai anime, we all would press it.



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