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Chud 08/19/26 (Wed) 04:35:17 №17244825 [Quote]

My girlfriend has knives and she just scared me half to death I can't leave if I don't respond in a hour something really bad might've happened, this isn't a psyop or anything I think I might've taken something because I feel weak and immobile whay do i do does anybody know any knife defence

Chud 08/19/26 (Wed) 04:35:43 №17244828 [Quote]

i think you might die tonight

Chud 08/19/26 (Wed) 04:35:44 №17244829 [Quote]

Holy shit why the fuck are there so many sechavers here I hope you get killed

Chud 08/19/26 (Wed) 04:35:48 №17244830 [Quote]

nophono cares

Chud 08/19/26 (Wed) 04:36:13 №17244834 [Quote]

bump

Chud 08/19/26 (Wed) 04:36:14 №17244836 [Quote]

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>My girlfriend has knives and she just scared me half to death I can't leave if I don't respond in a hour something really bad might've happened, this isn't a psyop or anything I think I might've taken something because I feel weak and immobile whay do i do does anybody know any knife defence

Chud 08/19/26 (Wed) 04:36:30 №17244843 [Quote]

nigga ask chatgpt not the bald men with glasses site

Chud 08/19/26 (Wed) 04:37:03 №17244852 [Quote]

Pull out your cock and rape that bitch

Chud 08/19/26 (Wed) 04:37:24 №17244856 [Quote]

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Chud 08/19/26 (Wed) 04:37:35 №17244860 [Quote]

Kill her first

Chud 08/19/26 (Wed) 04:37:39 №17244863 [Quote]

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>>17244843
>asking jewgpt to make sure you dont get murdered

Chud 08/19/26 (Wed) 04:38:10 №17244869 [Quote]

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>>>17244843 (You)
>>asking jewgpt to make sure you dont get murdered

Chud 08/19/26 (Wed) 04:38:51 №17244878 [Quote]

Post 'g to stun her

Chud 08/19/26 (Wed) 04:38:53 №17244879 [Quote]

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Die normie die

Chud 08/19/26 (Wed) 04:38:54 №17244880 [Quote]

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asking jewgpt to make sure you dont get murdered

Chud 08/19/26 (Wed) 04:38:58 №17244881 [Quote]

jump out the window now

Chud 08/19/26 (Wed) 04:39:06 №17244883 [Quote]

Do a flip!

Chud 08/19/26 (Wed) 04:39:28 №17244893 [Quote]

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>asking jewgpt to make sure you dont get murdered

Chud 08/19/26 (Wed) 04:39:33 №17244895 [Quote]

get a gun

Chud 08/19/26 (Wed) 04:39:51 №17244906 [Quote]

OP please cut her throat and post it here please

Chud 08/19/26 (Wed) 04:40:13 №17244912 [Quote]

i can't believe there are americans who don't own guns, how cucked do you have to be to not own one there

Chud 08/19/26 (Wed) 04:40:32 №17244915 [Quote]

please cut her sexy throat and post it here

Chud 08/19/26 (Wed) 04:40:49 №17244921 [Quote]

feed her corpse to maggots

Chud 08/19/26 (Wed) 04:41:13 №17244926 [Quote]

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Chud 08/19/26 (Wed) 04:41:36 №17244929 [Quote]

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Your time on earth is up

Chud 08/19/26 (Wed) 04:42:41 №17244946 [Quote]

SLASH HER THROAT AND TAKE PICTURES NOW

Chud 08/19/26 (Wed) 04:43:37 №17244958 [Quote]

>>17244825 (OP)
god i wish that was me

Chud 08/19/26 (Wed) 04:44:19 №17244965 [Quote]

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I'm going to piss on your grave

Chud 08/19/26 (Wed) 04:44:24 №17244966 [Quote]

kill her and put semen in her stomach

Chud 08/19/26 (Wed) 04:44:52 №17244973 [Quote]

>>17244958
i wish i was OP so i could slash her sexy throat and see it in person

Chud 08/19/26 (Wed) 05:25:39 №17245610 [Quote]

Okay Im alive I got home I either had a panic attack or I need to break up and block her

Chud 08/19/26 (Wed) 05:26:21 №17245621 [Quote]

>>17245610
what happened OP?

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