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 17244607[Quote]

Come on down to Billionaire Buffet
And have yourself an Oligarchy Omelette today
Or perhaps you're in the mood for CEO Souffle
No need for cash or credit, it's time for corporations to pay!

Eat the rich! Eat the rich!
Itadadakimasu, bitch!
Skewer, then roast them on a spit
Let's all agree not to snitch

Eat the rich! Eat the rich!
Luigi, please have my kids!
Freedom sold to the highest bidder
Makes the future taste so bitter
Fuck the guy who ruined Twitter

We got Robber Baron Roast Beef
For when you've got grief with the system
Tyrant Tiramisu
For when you're blue about the state of the nation
Union-Bustin' Bloomin' Onion
Labor laws are gonna be gutted
While the rich line their pockets
To ride on dick-shaped rockets

All we wanted was healthcare
All we wanted was equality
All we wanted were basic rights
For a functioning society
All we wanted was education
Wages that kept up with inflation

Since that's too much too ask
Guess there's no going back
I summon the Mario Brothers IN ATTACK POSITION!!!!!
(Ya-hoo!)

Eat the rich! Eat the rich!
Itadadakimasu, bitch!
Skewer, then roast them on a spit
Let's all agree not to snitch

Eat the rich! Eat the rich!
Luigi, please have my kids!
Freedom sold to the highest bidder
Makes the future taste so bitter
Fuck the guy who ruined Twitter

There's Corruption Crème Brûlée
'Cause they're all bought and paid for in DC
Voter Suppression Vanilla Shake
'Cause they don't represent you or me
Crypto-Scam-Burgers with a side of Fascism Fries
Democracy disappears right before your eyes

Let me address the elephant in the room
The one that wants the middle class in a tomb
Slicing programs that people need faster than Vergil
Medicaid, Social Security, are roadkill
Devil may cry "woke" to deflect
From a shadow president that we didn't elect
But a storm is approaching
The rich will be roasting
Now we 'bout to put the king in checkmate!

Eat the rich! Eat the rich!
Itadadakimasu, bitch!
Skewer, then roast them on a spit
Let's all agree not to snitch

Eat the rich! Eat the rich!
Luigi, please have my kids!
Freedom sold to the highest bidder
Makes the future taste so bitter
Fuck the guy who ruined Twitter

 17244686[Quote]

no



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