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I took mystery gas station drugs about an hour ago
How do I describe to my sober self that this was insanely fucking stupid?

idk can you can induce a bad trip for me or something

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you DO NOT want to have bad trip. you can kill yourself or someone within that state

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>Taking mystery gas station drugs

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have a seizure and die nigger

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Shouldn't the small brains stacked on top of each other form an infinitely big brain, thus making him ultra smart?

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>>17242503 (OP)
You must take a crisp, clear shot of your ballsack right now and post it to soyjak.st. or the jartyman will come . ; .

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>>17242503 (OP)
aren't gas station drugs just viagra

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NIGGER DIE NIGGER DIE NIGGER DIE NIGGER DIE BAD TRIP NIGGER DIE WATCH THE VIDEO THIS IS YOU THIS IS YOU NIGGER DIE

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>>17242531
Ngl I was in a rlly irritated mood when posting this, but this made me laugh rlly hard, and now my chest hurts from wheezing

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>>17242557
The jartyman will come

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>>17242503 (OP)
>I took mystery gas station drugs about an hour ago
What were they like "weed gummies" or something else?

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>>17242551
:doctos:
>>17242528
idk it was some mystery candy bullshit. I think it was supposed to have acid, shrooms, and some mystery bullshit o algo

but ngl its just starting to feel like a THC high and I fucking hate THC because weed is for fat retarded niggers

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OP you need to watch the gore while gooning to the AI pomni chun li autism hypno video

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>>17242597
And you didn't consider gas station pills nigslop?

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>>17242617
DODIS… STROKE IT TO THEIR FEET….

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obligatory video
>arrow because i'm not ai hypno nigger

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>>17242617
gore is gay and boring but pomni tism do make me giggle doe

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>>17242661
This video unironically led to my longest sobriety streak.

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>>17242675
Reminder to all gooners that continued exposure to pornography will lead you to a retarded fetish like this

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>>17242661
I am so fucking horny now

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>>17242622
I already despise sex in general and 70% of the time I've had sex in general was because if i didn't i'd have to deal with some arguing bullshit. So boner pills are out of the question

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You buy weed from the gas stations

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>>17242702
Marge….

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>>17242714
no i dont. Weed is for niggers.

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YOU ARE IN DANGER RUN
YOU ARE IN DANGER RUNYOU ARE IN DANGER RUN
YOU ARE IN DANGER RUNYOU ARE IN DANGER RUN
YOU ARE IN DANGER RUNYOU ARE IN DANGER RUN
YOU ARE IN DANGER RUN

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>>17242727
So are all drugs
With the exception of alcohol if you count that as drugs (envdoe I'm 2 years sober)

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>>17242747
(((THE JARTYMAN…..)))

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>>17242597
just be careful, just because it's sold in a gas station doesn't mean it can't be harmful. 7OH is a really strong opioid that people got into because they were using kratom

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>>17242699
you're jerking off rn aren't you.
I'm tripping on mystery lab chemicals while posting this and you're stroking your dick while reading this.

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>>17242771
Equally retarded activities

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>>17242767
I've used kratom powder briefly but will never touch 7OH because that shit is evil.
I quit kratom after testing its microdose for a week because its annoying to be on and never used it again. Kratom is gay

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>>17242792
honestly real. I was hoping it was shrooms because that would've been useful for me rn but im starting to think it isn't

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someone derail this thread already

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>>17242852
okay this is annoying. Someone help put me in a bad trip



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