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I've seen a couple of those cosy shelter buildings videos and thought - would it be to build my own shelter? Like a soy vault

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>building a soy vault to store all your soylent in case another pandemic happens

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Let's build our secret soy bunkers and live ofd-grid. We'll be like a secret organisation, like le heckin anonymous

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just like muh heckin' fallout

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>building a bunker and inviting all the 'teens just like I was heckin' angeleno amd the shiny

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IM GONNA MAKE A RAPE VAULT

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>>17242382
gem do dis

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The Vault 1488 is a Salt-Tec vault constructed in [REDACTED], [REDACTED]state, USA.

BACKGROUND

After taking control of the Soyjak.st, Salt started his major plan in rebuilding the state of the Soysphere. While his current standarts for it are unknown, He has shown to be willing to make risky moves like unbanning gore and removing the old janitor personnel. Such drastic changed could lead to major consequences, coupled with the Soysphere's dire state die to Quote's management, it could lead to a J. S. I. T scenario, code thrembo. Understanding that, Salt decided to construct a closeted environment emulating the current Soysphere where He could test his decisions More safely before implementing them to Soyjak.st, and, in the future, Soybooru and Soyjak wiki.

LAYOUT

Vault 1488 houses a [REDACTED] number of 'teens, namefags and nophonos that were haphazardly promoted to local jannies. The main overseer is [REDACTED], supported by [REDACTED], also know as [REDACTED]Oberman. Their central facility is located in the middle of the bunker, with different parts like the bunke'ru, bun'ki and bunker.st being connected by it. The three parts of the Vault are made from living quarters, their own server rooms connected to the central, and dining halls.

IHABITANTS
(You)
Nate Higgers
Ned Diggers
Hunky
Chud
Soytan(disappeared, situation unknown)
Soyniqua
Markiplier
Jacksepticeye
Swede
Cobson(disappeared, situation unknown)

STAFF
[REDACTED]
[REDACTED]
[REDACTED]
Fat yellow dog
Lee Goldson
Warrior-Z
[REDACTED]
[REDACTED]
[REDACTED]

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Do it for the soypoints

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>>17242982
did you just write this

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>>17243002
fucking keyed as shit nigga gem

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>Soytan(disappeared, situation unknown)
Is she safe is she alright

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>>17243037
"cobson" night have done something to her

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>>17242982
Salt do dis, we know you're a multimillionaire so you can afford it



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