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ever had to talk about the sharty irl (bonus point if it was a family member)? share your story here

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>ever had to talk about the sharty irl (bonus point if it was a family member)? share your story here

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I talked about soysphere SNCA to my irl friend and I have been slowly converting him into a soyteen. Xe already sometimes reads da 'ki geg

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I told my school friends about the sharty and they became 'teens

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i mentioned the 4cuck hack briefly and the guy i was talking to got curious
i didn't say much though so he wouldn't be suspicious that i use this site

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>>17221645
>school

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My sister saw me browsing sharty and asked me about it, I said that it's like 4chan but instead of grooming children we doxx trannies because its funny

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>>17221652
it was a while ago

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>>17221619 (OP)
had to explain why i was using terms like "nophono", "SLF" and "snca" to my father

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>>17221681
holy shit you are literally nate fucking kill yourself

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>>17221619 (OP)
My sharty usage was never a secret from my friends. My closest pals in both high school and college found the memes very funny and got into soy culture thanks to me
I don't talk about anything with my family

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accidentally made my cousin an offsiter that posts β€˜ru memes offsite

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>I don't talk about anything with my family

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yes my trans gf and i use it regularly so we talk about when we see each other

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bonus challenge, very rare: have you ever seen someone use the sharty irl?

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My boyfriend found gigafolder on my pc and thought I was gay. I had to explain the entire concept of gigaposting, gigaquoting, gigaunquoting and so on before he finally believed me.

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>>17221772
>boyfriend
>not gay
wait a minutr

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>>17221695
thats aryan shemmycuck

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>>17221772
Boyfriend????? Not gay?????
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Similar thing happened to me but instead of boyfriend it was my mom and instead of gigafolder it was my dildo collection

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>>17221772
this doesnt even make sense, if you were a female why would you be called gay
baitttt

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>>17221645
Imagine sperging out and supersaging a thread made by your friends without knowing and fighting and shit and then continuing your lives irl without knowing geg

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>>17221820
That Aryan though

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>>17221658
same thing happened to me geg

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>>17221772
geg i remember somebaldi posting someone on reddit explaining their giga folder to their parents here

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gem thread

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>>17221619 (OP)
yeah my mom doesnt like this site

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>>17221767
No, but I saw "Nate Higgers" written on a desk in college

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>>17221841
or maybe to their girlfriend i dont remember anymore

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i send my sister ai gigas in messages

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>>17221855
Nate higgers is an old joke, it isn't necessarily related to our blonde aryan caricature

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>>17221855
thats not a sharty only thing doe

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>>17221855
OH YEAH
years ago in a big public building i saw 2 soyjaks pointing drawn
most likely an offsiter doe

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>watching gore irl on salt's sharty

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when i got sent to a mental hospital mi mom went through my journals and computer and saw some sharty drawings and some gems

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i was eating some poop with y gruend and he told broo why are you eating pop and ad to expalnw hat tom pearl was and he said brooo ompearlsi so aryan and shit and i said yea and then i opened up /spy/ and he was like broooowaht is that website i said bro its a website were u canmpost soyaks and shit and yeah and so ehwas like ohh thats such a good website and then we all lived hapily ever after

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I once hung up a picture of a troonjak in my mostly faggy school and i got caught and had to explain i was extorted by the snarky snappy with my home address and that they would kill my family to do this geg

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>i was eating some poop with y gruend and he told broo why are you eating pop and ad to expalnw hat tom pearl was and he said brooo ompearlsi so aryan and shit and i said yea and then i opened up /spy/ and he was like broooowaht is that website i said bro its a website were u canmpost soyaks and shit and yeah and so ehwas like ohh thats such a good website and then we all lived hapily ever after

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>>17221910
geg what the fuck did u get away with it
TELL US MOREEE

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>>17221958
so basicaly after i thold he about the sanrky snappy and that therywere gojng tomki;; me they were like ohh ym fodd wehave to kil tdem and i was like yeah so we got gusa dnd wehnt tothe soyjak party hq with me and arnold scahwazrzeneger and he was like the terminator and htne he was like ahhh dken sharty and then he shot all the sevrers and i was like ahhh die sharty and then i shot all the servers and he was like yeahhh yayy ew kiled tena sharty and then i was lke oh my god that so cool and then we livef hapily ever after

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>>17221910
Giga does this and says dis

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i had it in my favorites & my friend asked what it was & said it's dangerous and started accusing me of buuullllshiiit so i clicked to show them it's not nazi central and immediately there's the vid of the tranny cutting his dong off. it wasn't long ago and i went throgu hthe 5 stages of grief and accepted i won't be havign any friends any time soon

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>>17221958
the principal told me he would look into it and nothing happened to me geg i was thinking of putting 'cado up in all the toilet stalls last year when finishing up high school but didnt do it sadly

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>>17221910
>being extorted by the snarky snappy into hanging up a picture of a traiso wompa committing suicide

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>grooming your friends into becoming soicucks

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there was this group of about six pooners that were bothering me so i started speaking in soyspeak to scare me off but it backfired because they became soyteens and their leader who was a fat negress showed me the dailyjak on xer phone

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yeah

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scare them off* esl moment

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>>17222044
this didnt happen

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>>17222044
met cobblestone irl

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>>17221994
Nusois remember to hashban gore or anything that could get you hated IRL if you want to show your friend(s) the shitty or something,
Nusoi says dis i am not even 3 months on dis site

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>>17222014
have you ever heard of operation nice cock school? it reminds me a lot of that video
basically back in 2020 autists would hang up pictures of shadow the hedgehog saying nice cock in their schools toilet stalls

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>>>17221994
>Nusois remember to hashban gore or anything that could get you hated IRL if you want to show your friend(s) the shitty or something,
>Nusoi says dis i am not even 3 months on dis site

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>>17222100
ive heard of it but i didnt know it was an operation

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>>17222100
prankless harms im a male traiso and this triggered me sar

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Yes im asked why i say β€œnobaldi” or β€œdoctos” and why i joke about bibisea so often. I have also been seen browsing the shitty because i dont care enough about my rep to change my habits in front of people i know. I also partially β€˜roomed my brother into learning a bit about soyjaques

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>>17222388
AutismGOD

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cringe thread and replies for underage autistic retards who shouldn't be on imageboards

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one time my mom was looking through my phone and I had forgot I had the sharty open and my mom got really mad at me for being a heckin' bigot and I even remember her yelling "DO YOU LIKE HITLER?!" at me geg

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>>17222458
>bumping a thread you hate

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Not yet, but my dad always enters into my room and asks
>what is that son
I cant tell xim its the hekin right wing bigot doxing website so i tell him its a forum, fortunatly he has never walked on me while there was nigger gore or faggots on the log and since he doesnt know english i can lie to him geg
(18 jannies i just live with my parents)

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>>17222458
>bumping a thread you hate

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My trans girlfriend disapproves but I like to be naughty and hide under the covers sneaking it

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My dad knows i actively browse and raid on the site (he likes to watch my thugbomb clips, too) He's in his early 50s for clarity. I remember he saw a retarded wojak posted on facebook and he thought I posted it. He must think every wo/soyjak is my creation geg

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my little brother and cousin know i use this site, theyre kind of groids but theyre my groids so theyre ok
its weird when they ask me about it doe i just tell them to not come here

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I was moderating this website while talking to my mom during a 'p wave, and I ended up having to explain what I was doing. Thankfully she was ice-cold about it, she didn't even talk to me about it later or ask me to stop, so it ended there.

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>>17222941
Bro is a subhuman 🀣

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>>17221619 (OP)
No but I went to this guy's apartment once and he seemed gay/liberal. Said something derogatory about 4cuck users and I was just like yeah bro they suck geg (was still using 4cuck at the time)

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>>17221910
Hello I am snarky snappy, I told this caca to do dis or I would rape his mom o algo

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I told my 12th grade sociology teacher about this site, she thought I was talking about soy sauce

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One time my life lesson instructor mentioned the letter P and I couldn't stop laughing. I think you can guess what happened next.

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>>17223322
geg, my boss was talking about bull semen samples he was studying and the "how white boys fuck vs how black men fuck" video popped in my mind

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That would be funny

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sibibi



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