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Aren't all computers female because they are have recieving holes like a vagina, so I guess my phone would be female. Also keyboard and mouse is male coded because it plugs into the hole. USB storage thingy is also male coded I suppose as well as headphones. So out of all the male coded plugs which one is the biggest and longest?

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Those giant speaks blacks like maybe? Seems fitting.

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>Fucking your computer

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>>17214782
giant speakers*

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I'm gonna get turned on any time I used my computer from now on cause of this post

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>>17214797
Remember that one neutralplier post that said they get horny whenever they see it because of all the horny neutralplier posts?

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does that mean your computer gets gangbanged when you plug in more than 1 device? So electronics are hypegamous as well?

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>>17214784
>>Fucking your computer
'Memeber the story of someone breaking the xbox by gooning inside of it and trying to hide the fact that it happened from their family?

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>>17214819
Yeah computers are major whores unlike phones that only occassionally get charged. Not everyone uses headphones and sometimes they use wireless.

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what about USB sticks

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>>17214854
Yeah those USB sticks that go into the computer are male coded

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Do you guys prefer your USB sticks circumcised or uncircumcised?

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We have butt so we are female

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If USBs are male coded. Are USB killers BBCs because they're so powerful they can put a woman into a coma just by sliding it in???????

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>>17214734 (OP)
All technology is inherently feminine, but not because of the holes. Technology is fragile and context-based. Your PC can’t wash your clothes. Your refrigerator can’t play music. Technology is very good at handling specific routine tasks, but when taken out of rigid systems, technology simply fails to function. Women are the same way.

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>>17215138
Excellent.

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the biggest is this byc, The MacArtney 11kV, 400A wet mate connector.

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>giving gender to inanimate objects
Are we Spanish now?

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Bump

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>>17215138
Ev%oe women are usually less one sided and the greatest strength of men is often the ability to be really specialized (autism is a male trait btw).

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>>17215199
>BYC
did asians win?

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>>17215138
You could argue autistic men are the same way

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>>17215260
>>17215353
Male specialization carries a certain courage that women can never have. Suppose a man spends his days collecting legos and rating them. A woman could never do that, because a self-imposed fear of society’s punishments would creep in.

“What would my friends say? What am I doing with my life? Legos don’t feel practical enough. I should do [insert equally “impractical” but more socially recognized activity].”

In the end, it’s back to the same rhythm of socializing, pseudo-working, chore-handling, and so on. Like a piece of technology. Pretty and “perfect”, but never special.



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