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wife material.

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Kys furnigger

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GOON 1471 LOST 294 VVQN

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She will never exist

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>>17204770 (OP)
>fucking the animal with humanoid proportions

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>>17204812
1471 is wife material doughbeit

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096 please kill this tranny nigger

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>>17204770 (OP)
It's too SCPpilled…

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>fucking the animal with humanoid proportions

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>>17204813
>Being a retard but not a Furnigger

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saeg

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>>17204851
gigger incoming

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This is bait guys. Watch out

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>>Being a retard but not a Furnigger

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remember when we tried making a nophono scp?
what ever happened to that saars

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>>17204886
Xe is a SCP.
YOU WILL NOT INVESTIGATE ANY FURTHER.

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>>17204886
nophono is scp 1488

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SCP-1488 NOPHONO FROM THE GIGA RACE MOGS THIS BITCH NIGGER

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>>17204812
>knowing gemmy scps

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>>>17204886
>Being scp 1488

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>>17204942
>scp 1488

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>>17204916
I don't think I have the original thread archive but in that thread, I stated that a nophono scp would be a breath of fresh air for the shit dump that is the scp wiki
nearly all of it is just powerplaying entities with no sort of originality

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>>17204947
WHAT IS THIS SHIT ?
WHY ISN'T HITLER ?

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>>17204947
I'm pretty sure the jannies over at the scp wiki tried to make scp 1488 a blacklisted number because of the numbers assosicationns with the bigoted chud alt right or somethng like that

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>>17204956
hitler contraption

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>1471 issa gem
<no 294 is the true gem
^scp 1981

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>>17204942
the skull that transports you to ze heccin evil nazi concentration camp in the shoes of a jewish inmate

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>>17204951
>securing and containing godlike entitys

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>>17204976
oyyy its gore.
maaaawds

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>>>17204951
>>securing and containing godlike entitys

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>nusoyim goon to literal sc'P porn
JSID

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>>17205036
Frog I don't want to be the bearer of bad news but there's still a MPA waiting to be approved so this threads gonna get bumped anyway

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>>17205036
frogniggers thinking about 'P when seeing a fully grown anthropomorphic woman

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giga scp 1981

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Object Class: Keter

All known physical copies of Shit Nophono Cares About are to be considered SCP-XXXX instances and are to be confiscated immediately. Under no circumstances is unauthorized Foundation personnel to open, read, photograph, scan, digitize, quote, or otherwise reproduce the contents of an instance.

Recovered copies are to be transported in sealed, opaque archival containers to Site-β–ˆβ–ˆ, where they are to be stored individually inside a reinforced containment vault. The vault is to remain under continuous video surveillance. Personnel assigned to SCP-XXXX containment are prohibited from discussing the book's contents except through approved Foundation documentation.

The Foundation's information-security division is to maintain continuous monitoring of imageboards, alternative social-media communities, file-sharing services, torrent indexes, text repositories, and other locations where SCP-XXXX-related material could plausibly appear. Particular attention is to be given to 4chan, soyjak.party, and successor or mirror communities where users may attempt to circulate scans, photographs, memes, excerpts, or purported "summaries" of the book.

MTF Glowies has primary responsibility for SCP-XXXX digital suppression. When a digital reference to Shit Nophono Cares About is identified, MTF Glowies is to:

Determine whether the material constitutes a genuine SCP-XXXX instance or a derivative.
Remove or quarantine the material through Foundation-controlled means.
Identify and contain any physical copies associated with its distribution.
Scrub cached, mirrored, archived, or reposted copies where feasible.
Monitor the originating community for evidence that additional copies have appeared.

Foundation personnel are not to open suspicious files solely to determine whether they contain SCP-XXXX. Automated systems are to be used whenever possible.

Particular attention is to be paid to statements claiming that the book is "fake," "just a meme," or "safe if you don't finish it." These statements have repeatedly preceded the discovery of genuine instances.

Any proposed experiment involving SCP-XXXX must receive written authorization from Dr. Cobson. No experiment may proceed on the assumption that an incomplete reading is harmless.

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>>17205078
gem we need to put this on the wiki

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up

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furniggers are so retarded they forgot 1471 isn't even a physical object but just some random app

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>>17205144
niggated

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>>17205132
its still a sentient being

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>>17205001
>raping scp-096 in the ass

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>>17205209
its a giga.

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>>17205174
>oh my fauci a sentient app im so bricked up

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>oh my fauci a sentient app im so bricked up

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Go to hell

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twilight sparkle aryanixx goddess raping the lesotho slums.

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>>17205273
JANNIES…

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>wife material.

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>>17205568
nigger soup



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