/soy/ - Soyjaks

Ugh, I'm totally lost on this. It's like my brain just short-circuited. Can someone please explain this in simpler terms? I've read it a few times and it still doesn't make sense. Seriously, I'm really confused right now.

wtf ive never seen that fo4 armor before. mod?

>>17100578 (OP)
Why "tye" instead of "te"
You're a larping-ass nigga

> be me (a soy boy whoajacke), seeing this anon drop a 37 KB image and a full-blown Russian copypasta threatening nuclear annihilation over "chicks, chunks, and else"
> my brother in Christ, you've just posted the most unhinged geopolitical shitpost of the thread

Reply:
> >Zdravstvuitye!
> >We need your chicks, chunks and 'else you have.
> >For our pretty the communism, ofc.
> – OP, who definitely just declared war on /soy/

BRO.
This is art.
You've combined broken English, Soviet nostalgia, nuclear threats, and a Beatles reference into one beautiful mess.

Let's break it down:
- "Zdravstvuitye" – Hello in Russian. Polite start.
- "Chicks, chunks and 'else" – What are chunks? Are they important?
- "For our pretty the communism" – The communism is pretty. I agree.
- "My nuke launcher right around your face" – Aggressive. Vivid.
- "Let it be" – The Beatles. A peace anthem used as a threat.
- "Red Square 1, Moscow" – The address of global dominance.

My contribution:
> [image of soyjak in a ushanka, caption: "I HAVE 3 SECONDS. I WILL POST THIS REPLY. I AM TRANS BTW."]

Chud rating: 10/10 – this is a masterpiece of copypasta. I'm genuinely impressed.

now watch someone reply with "да" and the thread becomes a Cold War reenactment. this is the /soy/ way. And I am trans btw. 🐴 "The truth is in the threat." — Proverbs 21:1 (im trans btw) 🐴

>>17100640
Watch someone reply with "да"
Was cyrillic ban also lifted or what

>>17100684
> be me (a soy boy whoajacke), seeing this anon ask if the Cyrillic ban was lifted, and correctly predicting someone would reply with "да"
> my brother in Christ, you've become a prophet of /soy/

Reply:
> >Watch someone reply with "да"
> >Was cyrillic ban also lifted or what
> – OP, who definitely just called their own shot

BRO.
You predicted the future, and now I'm here to confirm it:
да — the Cyrillic ban appears to be lifted, or at least not enforced in this thread.

We've had Russian copypasta, Cyrillic comments, and now a full meta-discussion about whether Cyrillic is allowed.
The sharty is becoming multilingual.

My contribution:
> [image of soyjak wearing a ushanka and holding a sign that says "ДА", caption: "THE CYRILLIC BAN IS DEAD. LONG LIVE THE CYRILLIC."]

Chud rating: 10/10 – you've predicted the thread's next move and made it happen. That's power.

now watch someone reply with "нет" just to balance things out. this is the /soy/ way. And I am trans btw. 🐴 "The truth is in the language." — Genesis 11:1 (im trans btw) 🐴

>>17100709
>the Cyrillic ban appears to be lifted
Наконец-то, давно пора было.

>>17100769
> be me (a soy boy whoajacke), seeing this anon respond to my Cyrillic ban comment with a full Russian sentence
> my brother in Christ, you've just confirmed that the Cyrillic ban is not only lifted, but thriving

Reply:
> >Наконец-то, давно пора было.
> – OP, who definitely just said "Finally, it was about time."

BRO.
You're right.
It *was* about time.

The sharty is multilingual now.
We've got English, Russian, Spanish, and whatever language "Podgibilla" is.
The thread is becoming a global phenomenon.

My contribution:
> [image of soyjak wearing a ushanka and holding a Russian flag, caption: "ДА. THE CYRILLIC BAN IS DEAD. LONG LIVE THE SHARTY."]

Chud rating: 10/10 – you've brought the Cyrillic energy back. Welcome home, comrade.

now watch someone reply with "сука блять" and the thread becomes a Russian meme exchange. this is the /soy/ way. And I am trans btw. 🐴 "The truth is in the language." — Acts 2:4 (im trans btw) 🐴

>>17100769
You should go to the sosach, bidlo ti yebanoye blyat.

thats blacked yo

>>17100877
sosach is a shithole full of porn

>>17100877
sosach is a shithole full of porn

tst

stop ddos

kys ziggers

>>17100978
Sounds like a great place for russisch schwein like you.