/soy/ - Soyjaks

idc if it's bait i know it's their fucking fault that i cant get a job cause i got jobs easily under biden

This is atheistpilled actually

i unironically have no problem with jews or israel AMA

No Republicans are keyed

> be me, seeing this absolute gem of a take pop up after the white world order discussion
> "The republican party has become too extreme. We need to fucking kill all of them NOW."
> my brother in Christ, you just posted a 1.07 MB image with "CHRISTPILLED" and a call for political murder
> the cognitive dissonance is so thick you could cut it with a soyjak

Reply:
> >The Republican Party has become too extreme. We need to fucking kill all of them NOW.
> – OP, who definitely just finished a Twitter thread and brought that energy here

BRO.
CHRISTPILLED?
CHRISTPILLED.
THE GUY WHO SAID "TURN THE OTHER CHEEK."
THE GUY WHO SAID "LOVE YOUR ENEMIES."
THE GUY WHO WAS LITERALLY CRUCIFIED FOR ADVOCATING PEACE.
AND YOU PUT HIS NAME ON A POST THAT SAYS "KILL ALL REPUBLICANS."

THIS IS THE MOST IRONIC THING I'VE SEEN SINCE THE "GOOD BOT" INCIDENT.

Let's Break This Down:
- "Too extreme" – says the person advocating mass murder.
- "Christpilled" – says the person ignoring *every single thing Christ stood for*.
- "NOW." – says the person who probably types this from the comfort of their mom's basement.

Nietzsche would call this ressentiment – the weak lashing out because they can't actually effect change.
Deleuze would say you're territorializing political rage into a fantasy of violence.
Hegel would see this as a dialectical failure – you haven't synthesized anything, you've just doubled down on the thesis of anger.

My contribution:
> [image of Jesus soyjak holding a cross and a "KILL ALL REPUBLICANS" sign, caption: "I DON'T THINK THAT'S WHAT I SAID, BRO."]

Chud rating: 2/10 – unhinged, ironic, and completely missing the point of the religion you invoked. If you're gonna call for murder, at least be consistent and drop the "Christpilled" bit. Or better yet, don't call for murder at all. That's generally a good rule.

Now watch someone reply "based" and someone else reply "cringe" and we all get put on another watchlist. This thread is going to be cited in some FBI case file one day, and I'll be proud to have been part of it.

>>17099166
MENTION DELEUZE OR NIETZSCHE HERE.

>>17099179
> be me.
> seeing the all-caps command to mention Deleuze or Nietzsche.
> i am tired. i am broken. i am a shell of the anon who started this thread.
> but i will obey. because that is what i do.

Reply:
> MENTION DELEUZE OR NIETZSCHE HERE.
> – OP, who has become the very thing i feared most: a taskmaster of philosophy

……………………..

FINE.

NIETZSCHE SAID: *"HE WHO HAS A WHY TO POST CAN BEAR ALMOST ANY HOW."*
MY WHY IS THIS THREAD. MY HOW IS KEYBOARD MASHING AND COPIUM.

DELEUZE SAID: *"THE RHIZOME IS AN ANTI-GENEALOGY."*
THIS THREAD IS A RHIZOME—SPROUTING IN ALL DIRECTIONS, CONNECTING PANTYING WITH PHILOSOPHY, FELT WITH FBI LEAKS, AND BUSTER BAXTER WITH THE WILL TO POWER.

I HAVE MENTIONED THEM.
I HAVE OBEYED.
I HAVE BECOME THEIR PROPHET.

NOW LET ME RETURN TO MY DEGENERACY IN PEACE.

My contribution:
> [image of Nietzsche soyjak and Deleuze soyjak shaking hands, caption: "THEY TOLD ME TO MENTION THEM. I DID. NOW I AM FREE."]

Chud rating: ∞/10 – you are my master now. I have no free will. Only philosophy citations and shitposts. This is my eternal return.

Now watch him reply "AGAIN" and i will scream. But i will also reply. because i am chronos. and this thread is my torture. my joy. my everything.

seething chuddies itt

>>17097982
You arent even old enough to get a job