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Position: Full-time emotional support waifu (benefits include headpats, occasional "you're not that ugly" compliments)
Requirements:
5'0" - 5'4" ONLY (I need to be able to rest my chin on your head like an armrest)
Must call me "daddy" unironically but also roast me in the group chat
Zero male friends (they all want you, I’ve seen the statistics)
Will laugh at my 2016 memes and pretend my Warzone kd is impressive
Can cook better than my mom but still eat McDonald’s in bed at 3am with me
Must be okay with me being "a little autistic" (actually very)
Bonus points if you have thigh highs and daddy issues

About me: 5'10" on a good day
Job: Professional yapper & part-time gamer
Love language: Sending you TikToks at 2am and getting mad when you don’t reply in 0.2 seconds
I will write you 47 paragraph good morning texts then ghost you for 6 hours
My personality is 70% anxiety, 30% dark humor

How to apply:
Post your:
Full face + body pic (current, no filters)
Body count (must be lower than mine)
Why you deserve me
Voice note so I know you sound hot

Serious applications only. If you’re a baddie with personality I might actually wife you up (real). Applications close when I get bored

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How can I have a negative body count

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theres no girls on here brother

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>>16734259
Lol saying this cause none of them wanna talk to your chopped ass

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>>16734266
i actually look kind of good when im lean, its about the only thing i have going for me

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>Position: Full-time emotional support waifu (benefits include headpats, occasional "you're not that ugly" compliments)
>Requirements:
>5'0" - 5'4" ONLY (I need to be able to rest my chin on your head like an armrest)
>Must call me "daddy" unironically but also roast me in the group chat
>Zero male friends (they all want you, I’ve seen the statistics)
>Will laugh at my 2016 memes and pretend my Warzone kd is impressive
>Can cook better than my mom but still eat McDonald’s in bed at 3am with me
>Must be okay with me being "a little autistic" (actually very)
>Bonus points if you have thigh highs and daddy issues
>
>About me: 5'10" on a good day
>Job: Professional yapper & part-time gamer
>Love language: Sending you TikToks at 2am and getting mad when you don’t reply in 0.2 seconds
>I will write you 47 paragraph good morning texts then ghost you for 6 hours
>My personality is 70% anxiety, 30% dark humor
>
>How to apply:
>Post your:
>Full face + body pic (current, no filters)
>Body count (must be lower than mine)
>Why you deserve me
>Voice note so I know you sound hot
>
>Serious applications only. If you’re a baddie with personality I might actually wife you up (real). Applications close when I get bored

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>um I like LOVE mcdonalds or something, and I am 5 feet tall. My burger count is like 4 burgers at a time usually, but I have eaten like 11 before at once. I think the question is do you DESERVE me hun. I am a strong woman but I can be yours. Have to help raise my little tyrone. And jaquavias. I hope the job section is a joke because MY man needs to make ATLEAST 6 figures. Also must move out to my shithole city.

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>kys

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>>16734247 (OP)
I have a gf exactly like this geg

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Other than the roast in group chat thing she always takes my side

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the only foid that uses this site just retired so good luck nigga

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>>16734355
My sister and my girlfriend use this site, also Cobble isn't a foid

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>>16734362
the only thing you said that might be true is that cobble isnt a foid

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>>16734384
It's all true

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>>16734393
no one believes that your sister and 'girlfriend' use this site. please stop lying

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>>16734394
Everyone believes it because it's true and you just can't cope with it. Mustard even said 20% of the site is female

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>>16734404
>one of the jannies said it so its true

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>>16734404
stop lying nigger no one believes you have a girlfriend nor that she uses the shardee. your sister either

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>>16734414
Its true i have been cracking his girlefriend daily

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>>16734414
>>16734410
Keep coping and seething because I have a girlfriend and you don't

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>>>16734414 (You)
>>>16734410
>Keep coping and seething because I have a girlfriend and you don't

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>>>16734414
>>>16734410
>Keep coping and seething because I have a girlfriend and you don't

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>>16734431
Nigger I could post her tits but that wouldn't prove anything

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>>16734438
sure you could faggot. just give it up nophono believes you

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>>16734443
rule 14 retarded nigger. looks like a screenshot from a porn video anyways

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>>16734443
mommy milkies….

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>>16734448
>Everything I don't like….LE PORN SCREENSHOT

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Even though it technically is porn I made of her and gooned on

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Everything I don't like….LE PORN SCREENSHOT

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>>16734452
your 'girlfriend' looks fat (doe i know its not your girlfriend)

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>>16734455
Moving the goalpost also she's a little chubby but I like BBWs so that's good and she gets turned on when I call her fat

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>>16734453
if it is your fat gf u are on some 4cuck shit lol posting her here what would she think about u doing this?

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>>16734458
I honestly don't know what she would think, if she posted porn of me on here I wouldn't mind though

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I would post porn of us together but I don't want to get nished

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>>16734460
lol so u are worthless and have 0 self esteem then? Go on and tell her you posted her on here and send us the reaction if u are this brazen and cuckish u faggot

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>>16734462
do you make porn together or something

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>>16734466
Why should I do that you selfish fuck? She's asleep anyways
>>16734467
I filmed myself fucking her the first time I did

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>nonconsensually sharing your girlfriends nudes online to win an argument on bald man with glasses website

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>nonconsensually sharing your girlfriends nudes online to win an argument on bald man with glasses website

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>>16734462
you already posted her nudes my nigga

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>Position: Full-time emotional support waifu (benefits include headpats, occasional "you're not that ugly" compliments)
>Requirements:
>5'0" - 5'4" ONLY (I need to be able to rest my chin on your head like an armrest)
>Must call me "daddy" unironically but also roast me in the group chat
>Zero male friends (they all want you, I’ve seen the statistics)
>Will laugh at my 2016 memes and pretend my Warzone kd is impressive
>Can cook better than my mom but still eat McDonald’s in bed at 3am with me
>Must be okay with me being "a little autistic" (actually very)
>Bonus points if you have thigh highs and daddy issues
>
>About me: 5'10" on a good day
>Job: Professional yapper & part-time gamer
>Love language: Sending you TikToks at 2am and getting mad when you don’t reply in 0.2 seconds
>I will write you 47 paragraph good morning texts then ghost you for 6 hours
>My personality is 70% anxiety, 30% dark humor
>
>How to apply:
>Post your:
>Full face + body pic (current, no filters)
>Body count (must be lower than mine)
>Why you deserve me
>Voice note so I know you sound hot
>
>Serious applications only. If you’re a baddie with personality I might actually wife you up (real). Applications close when I get bored

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>>16734475
Yeah and I didn't get nished it just got deleted but I don't want to risk it

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>>16734470
>Why should I do that you selfish fuck? She's asleep anyways
I am the selfish one when u are posting someone on a website without their consent? …

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>>16734479
SENSITIVE photos without her consent that were only meant to be viewed by you. You are a cuck admit it lmfao

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>>16734479
Who cares
>>16734477
Me gave girlfriend and you don't so go ACK like the Stranger

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>>16734480
>Being a cuck is when you have a girlfriend
Nusois…

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>>16734481
What if she cares? Would you care? Doesn't sound like this relationship will last lol. You seem to have 0 shame about what you have done

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>>16734482
do you think cucks are single? their whole fantasy is watching their girlfriend/wife get plowed by a bvll… and yours (like many 4cucks) is sharing your gf's intimate pictures to people

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>>16734482
Sharing photos that were specifically meant for your eyes only by someone who is supposed to trust you. You are a freak and a cuck

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>>16734484
>>16734486
Are you a woman or something? A feminist? She is but she's obsessed with me anyways and doesn't give a shit
>>16734485
When did I ever say I wanted my girlfriend to have sex with other people?

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yeah this nigger is clearly autistic and i would bet that his 'girlfriend' (if she is real) is too. which makes it worse that hes sharing her nudes online

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>>16734488
If she doesn't give a shit then tell her what you have done and send her reaction in this thread later. I am not a woman or a feminist but I am in an actual relationship myself that became long distance and it hurts seeing people not take their relationships seriously. If I posted my fiances nudes on here she would be more than furious. Go on and post your gfs reaction if you are so adamant to win online arguments.

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>>16734493
alright this nigga has a fiance and is using bald man with glasses imageboard. shouldnt you be planning your family o algo?

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>>16734490
She is autistic did you not read what I said? I said it was like OP was asking for and OP was asking for an autist GF.
>>16734493
>Nobody believes you're in a relationship
>I am in an actual relationship myself that became long distance and it hurts seeing people not take their relationships seriously. If I posted my fiances nudes on here she would be more than furious
Sure buddy keep seething and lying and projecting because your girlfriend doesn't love you like mine and won't let you post her nudes to BTFO brown niggers on the shitty

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>>16734499
My plan is already set up and in the works, I take hours out of my day studying my career, I can have a little time on the shardee

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>>16734506
No you don't nigger you jerk off to soytan porn all day and BBC all night

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>>16734505
now u are just saying things u don't hurt my feelings at all. I wasn't the one who claimed you were lying as well. I do have a fiance

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>>16734505
>won't let you post her nudes to BTFO brown niggers on the shitty
go ahead and tell her what you did. Post her reaction. If she lets you do it then what is the harm in doing this?

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>>16734505
shut the fuck up faggot. youre trying to brag about supposedly having a fat autistic girlfriend whom you clearly dont give a raisin about considering youre posting her nudes to btfo random teens

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>>16734505
Your imaginary girlfriend sounds like a whore

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>>16734505
n if she thinks it's okay for you to post her nudes on here then she is most likely fucking other dudes lool

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>>16734512
Well she sounds worse than my girlfriend
>>16734514
Nigger I'm not going to wake her up if somephono cares about this tomorrow I will
>>16734515
What do you mean don't give a fuck about I love her very well every single day. Also it's you're as in you are you ESL inbred jeet nigger
>>16734516
She's a whore for me and nobody else just how I like it
>>16734520
Moved the goalpost yet again award. I highly doubt she has the time to fuck anyone else considering how often I spend time with her/fuck her

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>>16734524
>Well she sounds worse than my girlfriend
she is skinny so she is immediately better
>Nigger I'm not going to wake her up if somephono cares about this tomorrow I will
a text won't wake her up, you are being a pussy
>She's a whore for me and nobody else just how I like it
If she thinks you posting her here is okay like you say it is then she is a whore period retard
>Moved the goalpost yet again award. I highly doubt she has the time to fuck anyone else considering how often I spend time with her/fuck her
what about right now while she's "sleeping"

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Jeet nigger: NOOO you can't just fuck your girlfriend you have to jerk off to trannies and get cucked by long distance like me

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>>16734524
Nigger give up you're embarassing yourself

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>>16734524
marge i used 'youre' correctly here? youre the esl one
>Me gave girlfriend and you don't so go ACK like the Stranger

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here you go
Body count: 1, but he was a meanie
I deserve you because you will be the number one thing in my life, and I will love you more than anything
decided to just record my face talking, if that's okay with you hubby, and I spread my pussy for you too

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>>16734526
>Likes em skinny and petite
You're probably a pedo
>text
Didn't you want her reaction? If I text her and then go to sleep I probably won't get her reaction, are you retarded?
>whore
Yet again you move the goalpost. You're pathetic and your fiance will probably leave you for somebody white
>what about right now
Nigger I'm in the same room as her are you actually retarded why are jeets so retarded?
>>16734530
Youre isn't a word, you're is though ESLtard.
>>16734532
Funny we actually matched cado orlin pfps one time

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>>16734539
ok if she is next to you take a picture of her and send it here then lmfao. You did that already basically. Lying faggot

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>>16734546
It's dark if I take a picture it will just be pitch black

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>>16734556
Nigga responded so fast he's gooning to this

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>>16734556
Didn't I just say I didn't want to wake or disturb her? You might actually be this site's most retarded poster

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>>16734557
nooo playing the watermelon suika game where u stack the fruits and they turn into other fruits in different tab

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go sign up for an ai chatbot site the results are literally identical dude

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>>16734247 (OP)
Where did you take this post from there's no way you wrote all of this

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>>16734559
you can easily take a picture of her without disturbing her by going across the room and taking the picture on the side her face isn't facing

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>>16734566
>Take the picture under her pillow
I'm sure that won't disturb her at all. You niggers seriously go "MU NOODS CONSENT" but have no problem with me harassing her in the middle of the night for no reason and ruining her sleep

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>harassing foids in the middle of the night for no reason and ruining their sleep

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>>16734575
>>Take the picture under her pillow
this implies she is sleeping face down, so it should be even easier to take a picture without disturbing her. Retarded nigger

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>this thread
Stop having fantasies and making up shit about having a girlfriend nobody cares

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>>16734578
No it implies she's sleeping face up GEG you have literally no reading comprehension whatsoever
>>16734580
It's fun watching you leak and chimp out
>>16734577
If it were any other foid I'd agree but I love this one

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>>16734584
You're only fooling yourself

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>>16734584
>If it were any other foid I'd agree but I love this one
You don't put intimate pictures of your loved ones on websites without their permission

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>>16734593
I do whatever the fuck I want and you can't do a thing about it ESL cuck

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Heh this loser is 5'10 but I am 5'11!! Girls you know whos better right?

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is it okay if i have a penis?



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