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funniest confession: my favorite and best friendships are all with retarded people. they're so funny the way they process the world and the things they say. if you don't have retarded friends you're missing out. one is a crippled guy in a wheelchair that has hydrocephaly so he basically operates at the mental level of a 9 year old or younger. i posed as a baby still in the womb and talked to him through text chat and he fell for it and thought he was talking to a baby still in the womb. well you're probably thinking that's bullshit and impossible and nobody could possibly fall for that but it actually is possible. he tried getting sexually with me and asked me when im gonna be born and if i have a name yet. that's only one of the retarded people i talk to out of like 10 currently (because i found a chatroom special needs people gravitate towards). i can't tell you all the stories but this is just one of hundreds and this has been going on for years. it's fucking hilarious. get retarded friends y'all. it'll improve your life.

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I sexually harassed a girl on the bus.

It was a few years back, i had been watching those redpill videos where your just told to cold approach as many women as possible, i wanted to try it so bad, but im a naturally nervous person. Anyways, i was on the bus, and there was this really cute, semi-chubby alt girl sat opposite me. Looking back at it, we probably had nothing in common besides autism. But she was still gorgeous to me anyways.

My first mistake was getting out of my seat to sit next to her. She was probably uncomfortable but i didnt think of it that way at the time. I sat there for a solid minute, before i just said "Hi" to her, she was looking forward but she said hi back. i then complimented her hair and outfit, she definitely knew what i was up to, she was still looking forward but she just said "thanks". I already felt like this was a win, and at this point, i started getting really hard. My first mistake was putting my hand down my pants to tuck my penis into my waistband, she 100% saw that, and even if she didnt, she probably noticed my bulge anyways.

This is the part where it gets really bad: I put a hand into my pocket, grabbed my cock through it and started jerking off, i tried to be stealthy but it was way too obvious. I started looking at her , she immediately got up and straight up just shouted "Help" in this semi-shouting voice, my other mistake was not getting off the bus immediately and running away. Pretty much everyone was looking at this point, but i followed her, stood nearher and told her shes beautiful, and if i could have any social media of hers. She sidestepped away from me and shouted help again, by this point i stopped and started panicking, i still had my hand in my pocket throughout the entire thing, and it was obvious i was trying to subtly jerk off. there were multiple guys bigger than me and one of them just said out "what are you doing". couldnt even speak, just started pressing the stop button, i saw people getting out of their seats moving towards me and my heart was in my fucking stomach, i started shouting but i could barely speak i was so petrified, people were out of their seats and looking at me, we were like a whole 40 seconds away from the next stop, and i just tried to keep shouting, barely could, but i started speaking saying " i didnt do anything", quite a few people were confused, some looked angry, the girl was just standing there petrified, then she turned around and said to some woman "he was touching himself", felt my heart somehow drop for a second time, at this point i unironically started crying, i just kept saying "i didnt". some woman shouted out "fucking vile", at this point we reached a stop, immediately got out the bus and just started running, i think i ran over a mile, not even in the direction of my house, in the end i was quite a way away, i walked the entire thing back and never told anyone, its been eating at me for 2 years now and i still cry about it, i just had to post it here, it needs to go someway or the other.

what do i even do

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>>16731828 (OP)
Am I one of your retarded friends?

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>>>16731828 (You) (OP)
>Am I one of your retarded friends?
no idk you and your grammar's too nice. i mean ACTUAL LITERAL RETARDS!! lol

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>>16731856
Do you talk to non verbal autists?

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>>>16731856 (You)
>Do you talk to non verbal autists?
well there's a rumor that this guy i'm talking to, the one i mentioned in the post that's in a wheelchair can't talk. he's never talked before but he's been on video chat before. but i don't target verbal or non-verbal autists, i use a text chatroom so it's mostly all text. i have a video of some of us in the chatroom making a retard rage, it's really funny, i can show you. https://youtu.be/UJVVo1q3YyI?si=4R_SzM95Cg9pcbWF his name is ben, big ben is his chat name. this is part of what me and people in the chatroom do lol, but my goal isn't to make them rage just getting funny nonsensical answers out of them, some people just want to make them rage though.



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