/soy/ - Soyjaks

I met a soyteen who said, two vast and trunkless legs of coal, stand in the brimstone, near them on the dust, half sunk, a shattered gem lies, whose smirk, and beard, and bald head tell that its 'jakker well did those gemmy threads read, which yet survive, drawn on the 'jak in GIMP, the 'teen that drew them and the folder that fed, and on the file name these words appear, I am Soyzymandias, gem of gems, look upon my 'jaks ye Sharty, despair! Nothing beside remains, round the qway, where that collosal 'jak was henceforth born. The dark and coaly threads stretch far away.