/soy/ - Soyjaks

Look at this faggot, this miserable faggot called "V1".
How about this: you stop shitting up every single thread on this 'log, making everyone annoyed by your forced SNCA trooncore interest, and pick up MY LUGGAGE MY LUGGAGE MY LUGGAGE MY LUGGAGE MY LUGGAGE MY LUGGAGE MY LUGGAGE MY LUGGAGE MY LUGGAGE MY LUGGAGE MY LUGGAGE MY LUGGAGE MY LUGGAGE MY LUGGAGET MY LUGGAGE MY LUGGAGE MY LUGGAGE MY LUGGAGE MY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGEMY LUGGAGE

>Come and fight me here. Tell me your ultimately useless goals tranny.
>Oh, and luggage, if you feel like it.
KYS ULTRAKILL WON ULTRAKILL IS BETTER THAN YOUR SHIT soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive SHIT FLINGING WHITE-NIGGER WIMP LOSERS BLAMING EVERYONE ON A INDIE GAME IN ITS PRIME PERFORMANCE. HISTORY WILL REMEMBER ULTRAKILL HATERS AS BASELESS FAGGY CRITICS WHO DIDNT EMBRACE THE ART OF THE ROBOTIC CYBERGRIND, PIERCING OF HEAVEN AND EXPEDITON FOR BLOOD. YOU ZARTYCUCKSKYS ULTRAKILL WON ULTRAKILL IS BETTER THAN YOUR SHIT soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive SHIT FLINGING WHITE-NIGGER WIMP LOSERS BLAMING EVERYONE ON A INDIE GAME IN ITS PRIME PERFORMANCE. HISTORY WILL REMEMBER ULTRAKILL HATERS AS BASELESS FAGGY CRITICS WHO DIDNT EMBRACE THE ART OF THE ROBOTIC CYBERGRIND, PIERCING OF HEAVEN AND EXPEDITON FOR BLOOD. YOU ZARTYCUCKSKYS ULTRAKILL WON ULTRAKILL IS BETTER THAN YOUR SHIT soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive SHIT FLINGING WHITE-NIGGER WIMP LOSERS BLAMING EVERYONE ON A INDIE GAME IN ITS PRIME PERFORMANCE. HISTORY WILL REMEMBER ULTRAKILL HATERS AS BASELESS FAGGY CRITICS WHO DIDNT EMBRACE THE ART OF THE ROBOTIC CYBERGRIND, PIERCING OF HEAVEN AND EXPEDITON FOR BLOOD. YOU ZARTYCUCKSKYS ULTRAKILL WON ULTRAKILL IS BETTER THAN YOUR SHIT soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive SHIT FLINGING WHITE-NIGGER WIMP LOSERS BLAMING EVERYONE ON A INDIE GAME IN ITS PRIME PERFORMANCE. HISTORY WILL REMEMBER ULTRAKILL HATERS AS BASELESS FAGGY CRITICS WHO DIDNT EMBRACE THE ART OF THE ROBOTIC CYBERGRIND, PIERCING OF HEAVEN AND EXPEDITON FOR BLOOD. YOU ZARTYCUCKSKYS ULTRAKILL WON ULTRAKILL IS BETTER THAN YOUR SHIT soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive SHIT FLINGING WHITE-NIGGER WIMP LOSERS BLAMING EVERYONE ON A INDIE GAME IN ITS PRIME PERFORMANCE. HISTORY WILL REMEMBER ULTRAKILL HATERS AS BASELESS FAGGY CRITICS WHO DIDNT EMBRACE THE ART OF THE ROBOTIC CYBERGRIND, PIERCING OF HEAVEN AND EXPEDITON FOR BLOOD. YOU ZARTYCUCKS

This is interesting

Ultrakill will always be a gem

>>16702599
Elaborate then.

>>16702599
I'm open ears

>>16702597
Actually I don't mind it I just hate the spam on everyone's threads shit is off topic on most threads

>>16702602

geeg its an indiegem because it has cool style meter , cool movement physics and masterpiece levels like antennas to heaven

>>16702611
I understand that, my question is why do you force it around. You'll make it even more hated.

>>>16702611 (You)
>I understand that, my question is why do you force it around. You'll make it even more hated.
uhh i find it funny and originally i made it as a response to troonjaks shitting up my threads in vidya games and music

i invented the copypasta as a response to a tranny jak
>>16702637

>>16702651
*So
ESL, my bad.

>>16702651
Nah but people would supersage with YWNBAW even after i confirmed im not traiso

We got our conclusion, I guess.–

>>16702665
Understandable rage then, would you like to deal for peace?

>>>16702665 (You)
>Understandable rage then, would you like to deal for peace?
Ok.

I'd say you should treat this site more than just a place for revenge and trolling

>>16702683
Nice.

I know this is some forced gegbvll snca thread but I'll still post here.
<ultrasoy space
I never got the appeal for this game, and every praise it gets just confuses me.
>it's le DIFFICULT
no it's not? the coin flip mechanic meant you could just clear any room very quickly. If you have basic pattern recognition and memory skills (every hominid has dis) then every boss only takes a max of four-five attempts.
This is ignoring there are probably like 3 actual enemy variants. Everything else just feels like reskins. If you can't kill them with the coin flip, you kill them with the movement button. or you do both. It's not hard.
>it has le COOL MOVEMENT
Being able to jump and slide isn't a super unique and impressive movement system at all. When I think of "cool movement" I think of idk Mirror's Edge? Maybe some Source Engine game like E.Y.E Divine Cybermancy or Dark Messiah. All three of those are semi-open sandboxes ontop of their unique movement… which Ultrakill doesn't have. Everything is restricted to tiny, boring boxes you have to clear before you can pass that serves more as a speedbump than gameplay. It's utterly optimized so that you constantly have "gameplay" in your face every single second. There's very little room to explore, with secrets being nothing more than requiring you to not walk to the next room instantly.
>it is le QUAKE AND DOOM INSPIRED
Ignoring that Quake is already Doom inspired, how is it in anyway like Doom? Doom is slow, the levels are huge, secrets require actual puzzles.
<ultrasoy space
if you want an ACTUAL "Quake and Doom" inspired game, play any of the Serious Sam titles. Better movement, better gameplay, better maps, better enemy varity, not made by trannies. I don't get why that's not the more popular title. I guess it doesn't have a shitty OST and meme voice actors.

i played like 2 layers and hes making me not want to play it anymore