№16693536[Quote]
[Static Radio]
>GENERAL NATE, THIS IS LIEUTENANT HUNKY!
>THE FUGGEN JARDEES HAVE RETURNED BUT NOW THEY'RE A LITERAL GIANT SLOPJAKS AND WE'RE BEING OVERRUN!
[gunshots, soldiers yelling, and tanks firing can be heard in the background]
>WE NEED REINFORCEMENT! IMMEDIATELY!
THIS IS URGENT. WE HAVE BEEN SURROUNDED AND THEY ARE TAKING EVERY FUGGEN POSITION!
[A giant jartyflies roars as it attacks]
[explosions and soldiers panicking heard in the background]
>GENERAL WHERE YOU AT!?
>FUGGEN JARDEEFLIES! THEY'RE BAITING AND SPAMMING ACIDIC 'P SPITS ON US
[some random soysoldier yelling at Hunky]
<LIEUTENANT, WE HAVE TO FALL BACK NOW!
<THERE'S TOO MUCH FOR US TO DEAL WITH!
[the panic continues and the jartyflies are rushing towards them]
[Hunky responds to a soysoldier back]
>NO, I'M TELLING THE RADIO OPERATOR TO REQUEST FOR A TRVTH NVKE TO THE DESIGNATED GRID ZONE!
>WE CAN'T FUGGEN LET THEM OCCUPY OUR THREAD! IS THAT CLEAR, PRIVATE!
[gunshot noises continues]
[Radio operator responds]
<LIEUTENANT, WE HAVE A RESPONSE FROM THE AIRBASE BUT THEY HAVE BEEN OVERRUN BY THE ZARTYCUCKS!
[Hunky responds to the radioman]
>OH MY FAUCI, WHAT THE FUGG IS GOING ON!?
>GO REQUEST FOR AN EVAC! WE HAVE TO EVACUATE TO THE SAFE ZONE RIGHT NOW!
[Radio operator responds]
COPY THAT… BUT THE CLOSEST EVAC WILL TAKE 40 MINUTES TO ARRIVE!
[Hunky responds]
>THEN WE'VE GOT NO OTHER OPTIONS LEFT BUT TO KEEP MAINTAINING OUR DEFENSES!
[Hunky yells at the remaining brigade]
>ATTENTION SOYTEENS! HOLD YOUR GROUND! YOUR SACRIFICE IS WORTH FOR THE SHARTY'S SAFETY-
[Radio cuts off for few seconds]
[Hunky tries to contact General Nate again out of desperation]
>GENERAL!? GENERAL! DO YOU COPY! WE'RE OUTNUMBERED AND UNDER FIRE! WE HAVE TO EVACUATE FROM THIS BOARD! WE CAN'T HOLD HOLD BACK AGAINST THOSE JARDEECUCKS!
[soysoldier can be heard screaming in agony whilst being mauled by the jartyflies] OH SHIT, FUCK, NRAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGHHHHHHHH FAUCI HELP MEEEEEEE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
[bones crunches heard from the radio]
[Radio completely cuts off]
[static radio]
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