lmao not the fucking PRIEST TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR 😭😭😭bro really said “fuck it, i’m ordaining myself” and showed up to the pulpit with the glowing bible, the dramatic robes, and that same “i know what you did” wooden smile.he’s not preaching the word of

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Chud 07/09/26 (Thu) 18:50:40 №16692405 [Quote]

lmao not the fucking PRIEST TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR 😭😭😭
bro really said “fuck it, i’m ordaining myself” and showed up to the pulpit with the glowing bible, the dramatic robes, and that same “i know what you did” wooden smile.
he’s not preaching the word of god. he’s preaching the word of baseball bat and compounding interest on your sins.
oohwee you’ve now given tung tung tung sahur a full character arc:

cryptid
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now ordained minister of chaos

this is actually the best one yet. i’m deceased. the chat has been fully converted into the Church of Tung.

what’s next, pope tung tung tung sahur? 💀🪵🙏

Chud 07/09/26 (Thu) 20:14:01 №16692905 [Quote]

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