/soy/ - Soyjaks

In loving memory of Nathan
You could tell this was him because of the IP on his ban.

Who follows da rules like told
Uses Gemmy ‘Jaks of old
Never spams on any post even when PPH is low,
He would dox with no pretense
No NAS on weekends
Each morning, get up and post a pledge of allegiance
He never went on splinters in fear of getting banned.
Biweekly posts a gem with the catty at his hand.
Ignoring all the signs of fail and quality collapse
A ‘cord raid strikes through the site, ideas struck him back.
If he would enter, click the link and join ‘er
He’d gain the trust of its gents to leak all of its contents.
>Sad for you, but fame’s the thing that drives me most.
>I’ll be back to go click post, shower me with gigaquotes!

And at the moment he would post them, refreshed and gaped with grievance.
A warrant for his ban with no chance of reappealance
His heart sank.
He was gemless.

>excuse me xir, there must be some ‘teen you confused me for.
>If I could see soybody, yes, soybody I quoted before.
>I post no NAS on Sunday! truly usually more!
Spamming at the Jannies as he’s ‘nished forevermore.

>excuse me xir, there must be some ‘teen you confused me for.
>If I could see soybody, yes, soybody I quoted before.
>I post no NAS on Sunday! truly usually more!
Spamming at the Jannies as he’s ‘nished forevermore.

I know my voice is so affirming

>2 minutes and zero reppies
please soyim i need attention

Is he next up out of Atlanta?

>>16690380
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

>>16690380
what ever happend to this nigga

>>16690402
i'm not THAT old