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Read part one here VVVVV
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0708-1220-42/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16677483.html

You are @lolidefenderaryan1488hitlernazi.
You have just knocked your boss out cold with your own shit. He was an obsessed shartycuck. Or something.
You have just broken thousands of dollars worth of sweatshop equipment by shitting on a mains plug. You are concerned. Polyester lolicon print t-shirts are your country's main export. If you don't find a way to get new equipment, you may never get to visit Chibireviews, the most popular comedian in your country.

What will you do?

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go up

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>>16685347 (OP)
Check his pockets for items because mom taught me to steal

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>Check his pockets for items because mom taught me to steal
You check your boss's pocket. There is a Japanese porn mag and 25 bucks. You're not into the porno but you save it just in case.
You think you should get new equipment for your sweatshop.

What will you do?

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>>16685532
goon to p with your cord xisters

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bump to remind you cucks

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>goon to p with your cord xisters
You look down at your TBP BWC. It does not budge. You gooned too many times today. You let out a singular tear.

What will you do?

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>>16685639
make a synthetic penis so you can 'oon

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cuck to remind you bumps

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>make a synthetic penis so you can 'oon
You gnaw off your boss's finger and sow it to your crotch. You think of Touhou characters and you are done in seconds.

What will you do?

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boomo

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>>16685743
start busking in the slums

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bvmo

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>start busking in the slums
You step outside and begin busking. The smells of virgin baby monkeys at the market fill you with hope.

What will you do?

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>>16685881
just stay here for a whole hour

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>>16685881
Find the nearest rich guy and solicit money from xim

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>>16685908
nvm do this

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Gem go up

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>just stay here for a whole hour
You stand in place for one (1) hour, stacking a few clients. You now have 4 Pesos and 25 US Dollars.

What will you do?

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>>16685995
make a random meme coin and advertise it on xitter to rugpull later

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>>16685995
>>16685995
Pay for a taxi to go to the nearest beach where I can rape all the white sisas tourists there like the hecking hentais or something



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