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You are Chudjak. After weeks of staying inside and leaking over bait threads, your mom has taken the initiative to invite your Swedish friend, Impjak, over. Fuck!!! You were going to host an 'Ackbox today! Despite this, you and Impjak hit it off, play party games, and prank call the Trevor Project. Things are great!
Until…
You see something out your window.
>AACCKKK!!!!
Oh great. Troonella is outside. Even worse, he's talking to your brother. You have a bad feeling about this…

What will you do?

RULES:
<If you die, it's back to the start
<You get 5 lives.
<If you kill Troonjak and get Caca home safe, you win!

 β„–16669066[Quote]

commit suicide

 β„–16669077[Quote]

go outside then rape and kill troonella

 β„–16669082[Quote]

Fill my stomach with treats and goon to futa, like the fat little chud I am son πŸ₯ΉβœŒοΈ

 β„–16669100[Quote]

go outside and sperg out at her calling her a "tranny" and other disgusting transphobic rhetoric

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IDs Nuswa, where are they?

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Get a rope to hang the troon

 β„–16669122[Quote]

Bump

 β„–16669130[Quote]

>>16669056 (OP)
give my brother the go-ahead to sperg out about skibidi toilet lore, stalling the troon while i prepare for my next move.

 β„–16669154[Quote]

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>go outside and sperg out at her calling her a "tranny" and other disgusting transphobic rhetoric

You and your friend make your way outside the house in a hurry, but by the time you get there, Troonella has already taken your brother. You think to follow Troonella, but your only choices of transportation are your old bicycle, imp's e-scooter, or asking your mom to drive you.

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>>16669154
Take the e scooter

 β„–16669160[Quote]

>>16669154
ask your friend imp if you can use his e-scooter to save caca

 β„–16669162[Quote]

>>16669154
Chase xer back to pisscord HQ

 β„–16669163[Quote]

>>16669154
Ask mom to drive you and say dis
>MOOOOOOMMMMMM I want to hang out with Impjak because he is my very best friend can you drive us somewhere

 β„–16669218[Quote]

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>Take the e scooter
You and Impjak take the scooter and follow Troonella to the private sector. However, since Impjak's e-scooter is cheap chinese dogshit, the back wheel falls off and impjak's leg is injured. you will have to continue this journey on foot. Impjak is bleeding pretty bad and will need to be wrapped soon.
There is a pharmacy nearby, but it looks incredibly sketchy.
What will you do?

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>>16669218
I go into the pharmacy, looking for something to help imp with

 β„–16669242[Quote]

>>16669218
Go into the pharmacy so Dr. Soystein can help poor impjak



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