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Can we get rid of this unfunny "Can we get rid of this unfunny nonsense already" nonsense already
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You don't need that new car. You don't need a car from the dealership let alone multiple leases. You don't need a 2k mortgage. You don't need plane tickets when a road trip can save money. You don't need all those subscriptions. You don't need to hire landscapers. You don't need apple products. You don't need student loans. You don't need a smart fridge. You don't need fancy food for your dog. You don't need a 4k tv. You don't need to go skiing. You don't need a boat. You don't need to eat at restaurants. You don't need a gaming PC. You don't need to pay more than $30 for a haircut. Or anything really. You don't need to shop at Sam's club. You don't need to shop at Costco. You don't need to shop at Best Buy. You don't need to buy a bunch of fancy ingredients and larp as a chef. You don't need a granite counter top. You don't need to buy Claude tokens. You don't need to buy sports tickets. You don't need a cat. You don't need to pay more than $35 for a phone bill. You don't need to pay for new tires. You can get them used. You don't need to buy premium gas. You don't need to tell the insurance company how many people live with you. You don't need to buy any books, use project Gutenberg. You don't need all those tools in the garage. You don't use half of them anyways. You don't need a home with a garage. You don't need to be on the HOA. You don't need to go on weekly dates with your gf. You don't need to go on weekly dates with your wife. You don't need to buy condoms. You don't need to buy diapers. You don't need all sorts of sauces and condiments in the fridge. You don't need warranties ANY warrant, just take care of your things. You don't need to go to concerts. You don't need to have a blue checkmark. You don't need to eat food at events. You don't need a house with stairs. You don't need carpet on those stairs. You don't need a leather couch. You don't need to have the fastest wifi. You don't need to buy any drug.

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You sound gay

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i need a 18k dollar fursuit and some good psychedelics

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>You don't need that new car. You don't need a car from the dealership let alone multiple leases. You don't need a 2k mortgage. You don't need plane tickets when a road trip can save money. You don't need all those subscriptions. You don't need to hire landscapers. You don't need apple products. You don't need student loans. You don't need a smart fridge. You don't need fancy food for your dog. You don't need a 4k tv. You don't need to go skiing. You don't need a boat. You don't need to eat at restaurants. You don't need a gaming PC. You don't need to pay more than $30 for a haircut. Or anything really. You don't need to shop at Sam's club. You don't need to shop at Costco. You don't need to shop at Best Buy. You don't need to buy a bunch of fancy ingredients and larp as a chef. You don't need a granite counter top. You don't need to buy Claude tokens. You don't need to buy sports tickets. You don't need a cat. You don't need to pay more than $35 for a phone bill. You don't need to pay for new tires. You can get them used. You don't need to buy premium gas. You don't need to tell the insurance company how many people live with you. You don't need to buy any books, use project Gutenberg. You don't need all those tools in the garage. You don't use half of them anyways. You don't need a home with a garage. You don't need to be on the HOA. You don't need to go on weekly dates with your gf. You don't need to go on weekly dates with your wife. You don't need to buy condoms. You don't need to buy diapers. You don't need all sorts of sauces and condiments in the fridge. You don't need warranties ANY warrant, just take care of your things. You don't need to go to concerts. You don't need to have a blue checkmark. You don't need to eat food at events. You don't need a house with stairs. You don't need carpet on those stairs. You don't need a leather couch. You don't need to have the fastest wifi. You don't need to buy any drug.
You sound like my dad, actually my dad already follows all of this

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>>16658389
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