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How would you react if you woke up tomorrow and had a micropenis

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>>16653474 (OP)
I already have one

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>>16653481
What if you woke up tomorrow and had a BBC

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>How would you react if you woke up tomorrow and had a micropenis

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if?

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>>16653474 (OP)
I would go get a penis ensmallment

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I would be ok because Soytan loves me unconditionally. My dick size doesn’t matter to her.

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>I would be ok because Soytan loves me unconditionally. My dick size doesn’t matter to her.

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>>16653519
I would be alarmed and go to a medical specialist

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i would cry since my 7 inch bwc is all i have going for me

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>>16653530
>doctor I SWEAR it wasn't like this yesterday

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>>16653530
nothing can be done about a small penis
it's the ultimate proof that gnosticism is right

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>>16653519
I would kill myself because my dick being huge is one of my only redeeming qualities and losing that would mean that I have no hope in coming back as a man

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>>16653592
fucking die big dick havers

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>>16653592
focus on developing skills so that you can have other redeeming qualities or something

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>>16653587
Doesn't this just give you one of those fucked up pooner Frankenstein dicks doe

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>>16653595
Do you have a tiny clitty or something

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Omg??? Its finally turned into an itty bitty clitty >.< Finally the E is kicking in. im trans btw

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I will take 30 boner pills

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>>16653610
yes and I fucking hate everything and everyone because of it
fucking die niggerfaggot I hate you

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>>16653606
I have a fucking speech impediment and I’m autistic and Black. What is there to work on that other people aren’t better than me at?

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>>16653614
If you can choose to have dick then make it big nigga

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>>16653622
You should just be gay or something idk

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>>16653638
eat shit and die

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homosexual thread

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>>16653608
if the surgeon is very bad then probably or something

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Idk im trans btw

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Actually, fuck trying to fuck real women, they’re all hypergamous nowadays. Your mind is the key. Hone your mind and practice tulpamaxxing and lucid dreaming and fuck your dream wife that way.

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>>16653666
What if your dream wife calls you a small dick faggot

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>>16653627
Blackie blackie nignog go die in a drive by or whatever is black culture in 2026

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>>16653674
But that won’t happen since if you’re lucid dreaming you can do whatever you want so you can make your dick big

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>>16653622
how big is it? do you measure using BPEL?

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>>16653627
Are you black black

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>>16653674
i think that would only happen if you wanted it

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>>16653683
How about I stay inside fucking my Soytan bodypillow instead?

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>>16653687
5 inches bonepressed on a good day

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>>16653687
what is bpel?

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>>16653474 (OP)
it would be everyday

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>>16653705
not if i’m with soytan

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>>16653708
Put a ruler on top of your dick when it's hard and slightly press it into the skin above the dick to measure the length properly

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>>16653702
Yeah that sucks just avoid dating girls with a high body count or who have dated niggers

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>>16653708
bone pressed erect length, press the ruler into the back of the fat pad to get the most accurate measurement

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Depends on how much harder would it be to goon

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>>16653728
I fucking hate my life dude

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>>16653627
Speech pathologist if you need it, and there are thousands of different skills you can learn. Its more about being determined than being smart or gifted

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>>16653764
Some people are blind or have no arms and still manage to find happiness in life. I'm not trying to dismiss having a small dick as not a big deal but I'm saying it's not the end of the world

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>>16653772
Ok but I’m a broke bum and my leftist liberalcuck mommy pays for everything. 99.9% of women would also immediately turn the other way once they hear my voice juxtaposed to what I look like.

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up

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thread isn't bumping
JANNNNNIEEESSSS

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oh nvm

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>>16653802
get skills to make money and then visit a speech pathologist

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GO TO THIS POLL AND VOTE "YES" TO BAN ALL BABYJAK 'P, COBBLESTONE JUST UNBANNED IT, BUT WE CAN FIGHT BACK.

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