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I just saw a pubic hair on the floor near my office desk. Problem is, my pubes are brown and this one is vantablack. My office only has one person who has vantablack hair on his head: my boss's husband (boss is a foid, no faggotry). What are your theories on why it is there?

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>>16638287
Media anpoorved already

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>>16638292
Better luck next time chuddy

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>>16638282 (OP)
Ask her if that could possibly be her hair, if it is, ask why is it here

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>>16638299
I don't know if it's normal to ask your boss's husband about his pubes

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how are you sure its pubic hair

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your boss got fucked by her husband near your office

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>>16638316
It has a texture different from hair on the head or other parts of the body (if you don't believe me, compare your own pubes to other hair on your body)

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>>16638339
Why didn't he fuck me instead

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>>16638345
because you're a gay nusoi kek

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>>16638359
I'm a bisexual oldfrog

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maybe he has gay fantasies of inserting bbc into you and masturbated near your office

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>>16638390
He's not black, he just has vantablack hair

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>>16638395
well maybe he has gay fantasies of inserting a bwc into you and masturbated near your office

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OP here but I'm phoneposting rather than using the work laptop. The lighter pube is mine (yes, I did pluck out a pube to post it on the bald man with glasses website). The dark one is the one I'm talking about

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>>16638414
He's Chinese geg

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>>16638434
maybe he has gay fantasies of inserting a tcp into you and masturbated near your office

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>>16638450
To think about it, he did once come into the office earlier than everyone (even than his wife geg), maybe he did use this time to 'oon

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Hes planning on raping you

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>>16638455
He sometimes give me cookies or small cakes for no reason. I'm the only one who he gives them to. Does he want to put drugs into them to make me lose consciousness?

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>>16638453
see, maybe hes just a closeted fag and fulfills his desires through 'ooning

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>>16638469
It's all speculation, but still suspicious to me

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>>16638467
It depends, are you new? if so he probably wants to strengthen the bond between you two, if not then he wants to rape you

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>>16638484
I am new

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>>16638484
>nusoi is new
>irl rapeson wants to create a good impression from the beginning to earn nusoi's trust
>and then he rapes him

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>I just saw a pubic hair on the floor near my office desk. Problem is, my pubes are brown and this one is vantablack. My office only has one person who has vantablack hair on his head: my boss's husband (boss is a foid, no faggotry). What are your theories on why it is there?

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>>16638511
I aint watchin allat lil bro

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>>16638501
dont ask him if thats his pubes, you're gonna lose your job REALLY fast

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>>16638528
I am not going to ask that geg

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>>16638282 (OP)
Do black magic with his hair

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>>16638530
just making sure

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>>16638533
Blacked magic to get him 'aped by bibisi

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>>16638533
I'm Christian and I don't want to do unironic Satanic rituals with a hair of someone who probably doesn't even mean any bad

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namefag dramma. Reported

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>>16638550
Meds NOW

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>>16638545
Yov mvst do it

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>>16638545
do it or get raped by 'apeson ximself

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>>16638571
Obsessed idol worshipper above me ^^^

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>>16638573
Do nusois really want other nusois to get 'aped?

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>>16638574
Ahahaha you’ve been brainwashed

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>>16638282 (OP)
Your boss sounds like one of the demons.

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>>16638595
My bos dindu nuffin doe, I'm talking about the husband here

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>>16638591
Mick above me

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>>16638422
How did everyone just fucking ignore this, here have a (You)

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>>16638620
Take your meds

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I have made a decision. I will pluck out another pube and put it near his desk. I'll show him that I received his message if he did send one, and if he didn't I will lose nothing

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>>16638623
Thank you chuddy

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>>16638628
Nusoicacas can't understand simple jokes or irony

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>>16638637
This was a joke

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>>16638644
I'm going to sing the Song of the Poopoo :fact:
*brap*
Ow i love eating poopoo, it's so poopoopilled :cold:
*brap*
It's so yummy, i think that poopoo it's yummy 💎
*brap*
Tail tail tail, poopy in my nails 🚬
*brap*
Wooooohhhhh poopy butts for lick :kaching:
*brap brap*
And i guess the song is done, it was so funny, very very funny :sad:
But the last thing i will say, is that poopoo it's yummy, yummy yummy yummy, yummy yummy yummy, poopoopeeeeeee :calm:

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OP phoneposting again. I put pubes near his desk, let's see if anything will transpire

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>>16638676
Wrong photo award

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>>16638650
Obsessed weirdo

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>>16638376
bisexual is a term for niggas that can't get pussy so they turn into faggotry and act like they like both

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>>16638689
I don't deny it

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>>16638687
Obsessed giga

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>>16638689
its when they want to have anal but want to insert their tbp inside a woman

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>>16638722
OMGSISA what do you mean? Inserting your BWC into a woman and into an anus aren't mutually exclusive becasue foids also have anuses

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>>16638734
I meant to type dogtoes, I keep forgetting aabout wordfilters



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