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>Hey guys! I've got a special video for you all today! I bet you're wondering why my fat fucking cow tits are out!
>Well today, I'm going to be ranking my viewers cocks! I've invited several subscribers to my house, so I can put their fat dicks in my jiggly goonbait tits. Whoever is the biggest gets a titjob from me. Hopefully everyone at least fits in between these absolute porn mounds. Eheh.
>I, kinda assumed all my subscribers have huge dicks, but I guess we're about to find out if that's true or not.
>Okay, here's the first viewer!
>Umm, wow, wow man. That is insanely tiny. Okay, you totally lose. Get that clit away from my fucking tits. Damn, I didn't know dicks could be that tiny.
>Okay, let's try the next guy.
>Damn, small again. Are all of my followers limptic losers? Next.
>*womp* Nope. Not a chance. Next one.
>*womp* Ugh! Oh my god bro.
>*womp* God dammit, give me a big dick!
>*wooomp* Ugh, fucking hell. Okay this is the last one.
>Damn, this is going to be a short video; none of y'all won in the slightest.
>I didn't even get to do anything! Whatever.
>Okay, last time, bring out your tiny dick.
>*plomp*
>Oh, oh my god! I…I know you! You're the dude who keeps stalking me! This guy's been sending me pics of his disgusting dick for 2 years straight! Oh my fucking god! I should've done a background check on you all guys. I can't believe your smegma covered shit stain is touching my tits right now.
>Well, you're definitely the biggest dick by a fucking long shot. You're also the fucking filthiest! Jesus Christ, man. This thing reeks of actual shit.
>I…uh…I guess you technically…win the challenge…since…you're the biggest.
>Oh god, that means you get a titjob?
>I…I can't do this! Please! Please! This thing is so fucking gross! Please? Give me a pass on this!
>Oh…well…I do need to make content…I guess…
>Okay fine! I'll do it. But you have to do the moving! I'm just gonna stand here and wait for this to be over.
>*penis plaps*
>God, my tits are getting coated in smegma!
>You're fucking it like it's a pussy!
>You're so fucking disgusting!
>My tits are gonna smell like dick grease for weeks!
>*faster plapping*
>Ugh, how much longer? Just fucking cum already you fat dick freak!
>*giant ejaculation*
>Woah! Jesus dude! That's way too much!
>Stop! Stop cumming so much!
>Holy fuck. Okay. Jesus.
>Okay guys, that's the end of the video, I gotta end this before I fucking throw up. This smell is so bad.
>Ugh.
>Don't forget to like and subscribe. And…this vid gets…how about…five million likes. Then I'll do a part two with this guy.
>Yeah, you guys are never gonna get that. Thank god.
>Thanks for watching. Bye!
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Is this the fucking transcript of some jaiden animations porn parody????
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>jaiden animations porn
This is really jartycoded
№16635704[Quote]
>>16635701it's on the log somewhere
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it was
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>>16635704This shit on my log ?
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I say this