==ITT the sharty writes an episode of a TV show==The Rules:1. One line/action per reply2. No characters get killed off unless I give permission for you to do so3. Every action must follow the laws of physics4. No introducing new characters unless

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Chud Q^QL^Bp^ 07/03/26 (Fri) 18:53:00 №16632954 [Quote]

ITT the sharty writes an episode of a TV show
The Rules:
1. One line/action per reply
2. No characters get killed off unless I give permission for you to do so
3. Every action must follow the laws of physics
4. No introducing new characters unless I say so
The characters:
Chud, Impish soyak ears, Wholesome soyjak, Plier, A24, Soyak
The script:
(The scene opens as impish soyak ears opens his eyes. He stretches for a few moments as his vision gets less blurry, then he looks at an old-fashioned alarm clock, it reads "7:08 AM")
[IMP] Oh skit, I'm latten to work!

Chud Ms^fkWpK 07/03/26 (Fri) 18:55:18 №16632979 [Quote]

Impish quickly huffs some jenkem before dressing up

Chud Q^QL^Bp^ 07/03/26 (Fri) 18:56:04 №16632982 [Quote]

>>16632979
you're supposed to format it with parentheses

Chud Q^QL^Bp^ 07/03/26 (Fri) 18:59:01 №16633020 [Quote]

>>16632979
also dressing up as what?

Hornyson Fld!V3IW 07/03/26 (Fri) 18:59:29 №16633026 [Quote]

(Imp hurriedly opens up his fridge and opens up a fresh can of süstromming, dumping all of the contents into his mouth.)
[IMP] A very goot svedish breakfast!

Chud Q^QL^Bp^ 07/03/26 (Fri) 19:03:49 №16633066 [Quote]

>>16633026
(After finishing the surströmming, impish soyak ears hurries out to his car, where A24's back is turned away from him, appearing to be doing some drug)
[IMP] What ze fak are you doing?

Chud 8G8KzFYQ 07/03/26 (Fri) 19:04:22 №16633072 [Quote]

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>The Rules:
>1. One line/action per reply
>2. No characters get killed off unless I give permission for you to do so
>3. Every action must follow the laws of physics
>4. No introducing new characters unless I say so

Chud Q^QL^Bp^ 07/03/26 (Fri) 19:08:14 №16633095 [Quote]

>>16633072
ev&oe they're reasonable rules because without them this episode will be le heckin' incomprehensible

Chud Q^QL^Bp^ 07/03/26 (Fri) 19:18:28 №16633154 [Quote]

>>16633066
(Imp decides to ignore A24 doing whatever he's doing and drive to work anyway)

Chud 803hCisF 07/03/26 (Fri) 19:21:30 №16633172 [Quote]

>>16633154
He was driving across the bridge, where many troons did -ACK, and that's where he met wholesome soyjak

Chud Q^QL^Bp^ 07/03/26 (Fri) 19:23:15 №16633184 [Quote]

>>16633172
put it in parentheses, also I would tell you not to kill off characters but I'll let you do this because it's funny

Chud Q^QL^Bp^ 07/03/26 (Fri) 19:31:43 №16633243 [Quote]

>>16633154
(Impish soyak ears was driving across the golden gate bridge, where there were 10 trannies lined up, all ready to jump off the bridge. You can tell they're trannies because they're wearing trans flag shirts. Meanwhile, the camera pans to under the bridge, where a troon lands on Plier's boat.)
[PLIER] Oh my Fauci, that's the third time today! Another trans queen lost to heckin' gravity. Good thing xe can fit in my oven!